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hail satan

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Most people have a fundamental misunderstanding of how semi-automatic firearms work. Bump firing without a bump stock is so easy that inexperienced shooters will do it by accident. You don't even need a stock; pistols can also be bump fired with the right technique.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Dear Clarence Thomas and far-right Supreme Court justices, Please tell the American people again how an AR-15 fitted with a bump stock is not a machine gun.

Fuck y'all. Sincerely, the overwhelming majority of American people.

https://t.co/T4G4oFpD1I

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@DDopbop4719 @KingToombs @pathofexile Here you go, dumbass. Change this setting to anything that isnt nvidia. Or just keep complaining. No one else is gonna care.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@facetedcarapace Driving to work is the only time I CAN get bricked up. Last time I waited til I got to the office all my coworkers called me a 'weirdo'

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@uncledoomer I've got a shiny set of jangling keys you might be interested in.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@ChrisRGun Am I the only person who remembers all the similar outrageous claims they made for the original Fable? I'll believe it when I see it.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Pop quiz for fans of Anne Hathaway movies: Who the fuck is this?

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Haven't seen Backrooms yet but it's disturbing how quiet movie theaters are these days. Sometimes I'll purposely react with a loud "AIN'T NO WAY" just to see if I can spark some discussion in the crowd.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@Caol_MacCormaic Definitely ADR. My guess is they either forgot to record the line or it was never in the script, because the joke still works without it.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@rocco_botte I thought he was just quoting the movie

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@rocco_botte Well yeah there's a lot to complain about. Stop complaining.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Opened Spotify by accident and the fine print on this ad made me laugh:
"$12.99/month. Previously $12.99/month. $12.99/month after."
BOY THEY SURE KNOW HOW TO SWEETEN THE DEAL!

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@rocco_botte YOOOOO for real thats CRAZY whats the song

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Why is GGG uploading vague clickbait titles for their updates? I'm not clicking that gross shit. @pathofexile

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@ChrisRGun

[flor @lordflorianizer]

I actually used to call out people as delusional, bigoted conspiracy theorists whenever they would say "jews run the world" and that the upper elite are all pedos. I don't know who to apologize to, so I'm just going to post here so that it's on record that I'm incredibly sorry.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Rep. Thomas Massie has been unseated by AIPAC’s Ed Gallrein in what is now the most expensive House primary in U.S. history. #KY04

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@Halcruttenden @BinglesGaming "Nobody is being arrested for posts."
"Here's how many people have been arrested for posts."
"Yeah, but let me explain why it should happen more often..."
You people have been oppressed so long you start to talk like your oppressors.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@rocco_botte Whoa slow down there hotshot! Concluding that something is unlawful is just the first step in a very long process of doing absolutely nothing.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Did you know it's illegal to rearrange seashells in the sand? Of course, it's okay for me to repost a picture of rearranged seashells because I'm just giving an example of what not to do.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Former FBI director James Comey has been charged over an Instagram post prosecutors allege threatened Donald Trump’s life.

The case centers on a photo of seashells arranged as “8647,” which some interpret as slang for “get rid of 47.”

Comey surrendered to law enforcement this morning following the indictment, but denies any intent to promote violence.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

Building a place where press and politicians can drink champagne and have a circle jerk is not even related to national security. These people despise the American populace.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

KAROLINE LEAVITT: “The White House ballroom is not just a fun project for President Trump. It is critical for our national security.”

No, the fuck it isn’t.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@CollinRugg The AI really screwed him over by specifying the ages. Should've explained they were all based on 7000 year old anime girls.

[flor @lordflorianizer]

@evankinney I shut this off after it showed Oyster's bad attitude. I've seen enough!