Ben Knight

[michael hayman @michaelhayman]

How's this 4 a fact. If the UK was a US state it would B the fifth poorest! Says the superb @frasernelson @sevenhillsviews debate

[MySingleFriend @mysinglefriend]

Check out what we've been up to this morning! Keep 'em peeled for more to come... #heartonsleeve

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

Just saw a cool old dude with a beard out walking a ferret - it makes me happy

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

@PostOffice You have ruined 2 holidays this year - you should be ashamed at your shambolic service - just not good enough!!

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

@tullett Looking good mate!!

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

everyone needs a drummer

[AQA @63336AQA]

Question sent to #63336: What would Corrie's Michelle Keegan do if she answered the door to see me wearing a frog costume?

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

@tullett I did the same this morning - fuck yeah!

[Campaign: Brands @CampaignBrands]

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[Ben Knight @lordknight]

brown bread and Marmite = disappointment; white bread = happy

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

http://t.co/oxZo482 I'm a happy man - just need a twix and everything would be perfect

[Melody Hossaini @Melody_Hossaini]

I'll be on @startupbritain Entrepreneur Bus Tour tomorrow! If you're in Birmingham, come down to Victoria Sq 10.30am http://t.co/xS3Oxbk

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

Hi @lukeorbernie hope you have a good day, helping people with your wisdom - nice bus

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

@lauren_macauley you best be fucking smashed young lady!

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

Hey, women who breastfeed in public. What's with you not winking back?

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

@GavinAiles You were recommended as my similar to you match - hope your very happy mr Ailes!

[Ben Knight @lordknight]

fucking love Snickers - got some happiness and nuts