The Earl of Monocle

The Earl of Monocle, Right Honorable Porter of the men's toilet, connoisseur of fine wine, Alderman of Ales, Loyal Subject to her Majesty, the Queen, etc.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@OOrtizDuarte If you are in Fort Worth, you should visit St. Thomas Becket, also a parish of the Ordinariate: https://t.co/TLIKZDnHTv

And if you’re ever in Austin, visit Saints Peter and Paul: https://t.co/qxpy1WUOZ9

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@profjanney @emzanotti @NCRegister Amen! I say the babies are just speaking in tongues anyway. They’re worshipping God in their own way.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@emzanotti @NCRegister Beautiful piece, I love this. It feels like it could’ve been written about me.
If you’re ever in Austin and get the chance, come visit Saints Peter & Paul—it’s an entire church full of people in this boat. Most pro-family place I’ve ever been.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@politicalmath Go try the Ordinariate Mass in Austin, Saints Peter and Paul! Beautiful, reverent liturgy, and very good community with lots of socializing after Mass.
https://t.co/Qxgj8XmfKl
@OrdinariateATX

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@percy_gryce @mabrumley I think that (like their Collected Works of Chesterton project, sadly) @IgnatiusPress must have abandoned it.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@michael_pakaluk I preferred Caravaggio—the original painting would be best (it fits in better with your other gospel translation covers) but if not that, one of the updated ones. Of those, I was particularly fond of the modern boardroom version. This cover makes me think of a modern history book

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat that's why our judicial system is hanging by a thread and gasping for air.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat yes! Since the neck breaking increase in crime has been choking the life out of Britain, let them see real justice again.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat let pirates, thieves, and murderers once again beware the rope! #StiffNeckedJustice

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat ever since we brought the practice to a sudden stop, society has practically fallen through.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat better yet, return to the good old public hanging! I don't know why we ever let the practice drop off. #GiveThemFearOfGod

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat not to mention, our navy still the world's greatest, but not the same since they stopped the whippings. #BringBackTheLash

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat yes, that's just what this nation needs right now, a few good public floggings! Teach people respect for law and order.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat Also said: "some want to measure govt by amount of other people's money they hand out...robbing Peter to pay Peter."

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat quite right, by Jove! #BritishIndustry #BritishInventiveness

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat PM Cameron at Lord Mayor's Banquet: "this is the country that invented everything from the lightbulb to the jet engine."

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat another fine day for a fox hunt, I think. The fox won't be saying anything after he meets our rifles! #jodhpurs #indubitably

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat I say, the ball was quite successful--a model of British sobriety and propriety, unlike those nasty Irish affairs.

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat indeed! Although I find this Gandhi character most troubling. But no worry--one barefoot guru can hardly take on Britain!

[The Earl of Monocle @LordMonocle]

@ViscountTopHat and on returning to Britain, I hear that Duchess Hanson is putting on a ball. A good diversion for tonight!