Elise

[Elise @lordoftoenails]

This is my pinned tweet

[aj ♱︎ @unknwnvoidd]

insta dying after popping peni ult

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

“It’s scary every time.” Re: pulling out of my parking garage

[matchy🪱 @swearjaragain]

these are the crocs of a killer, bella

[sifu hotman ✨ @cjfeisty]

for those of you outside the glee world, the lea michele replacing beanie is our infinity war but specifically when thanos looks up and says you should have gone for the head

[reactions @reactjpg]

gay pride is over time for gay wrath

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

Do not get a dog if you do not have the patience, commitment and respect required to train it.

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

2022 home decor

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

If you’re reading this you’re hot

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

The happy birthday video I sent to my 6 y/o nephew. Some day he’ll appreciate my high-brow comedy, until that day, I shall laugh alone.

[Elise @lordoftoenails]

@sarahschauer 👋

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

mfs was havіng sex at 13 while i was tryna figure out what 8/7 Central meant on Disney Channel

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

The state of MO needs to shut down. We are seeing more cases than ever, and vaccination rates are not increasing.
I work in Branson, a tourist area. Tourists are filling hotels & restaurants, unmasked. Employees are unmasked and unvaccinated. 99% of COVID deaths are unvaccinated

[Elise @lordoftoenails]

@emahBEEE Here’s the real photo from that shoot

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

@DaltonBahnson was this you

[liv @Olivia61314797]

david dobrik made a 2 minute apology vid for sexual harassment. Jenna Marbles made an almost 50 minutes video apologizing for not getting the right tank for her fish. which is more authentic?

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

Knock on wood next time, Emma.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

THE RISE OF THE BIs

[emma bird @emahBEEE]

Dreamt that I met Steve Buscemi and he makes art & garden decor & sells it. Think bayou-inspired, frog statues wearing straw hats playing the banjo and oil paintings of marshes.

Oh and he gave my military brother an audition opportunity so there goes my confidence for the day