petey

Call me Lord Petey, newest Twitter CEO. My intelligence is boundless, and I’ve been examined by Harvard researchers for the last 4 years.

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Calling it rn this finna be Adam22 in a couple months 😭

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Bro actually just started floating

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The monkey will never get an explanation

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It was NOT bros first rodeo

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I wouldn’t hold that snake for $20,000,000

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That purple laser made bro crash out

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We’ve all been there before 🤫

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bro bought his truck in Bikini Bottom

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Buddy is NOT Tokyo Drifting

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He had to have set a world record here

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He needs a Nokia

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Nothing some glue can’t fix

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Rumors say he’s still griddying

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This is something I need to try ASAP

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His voice brought me back to the Xbox360 days…

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Bro really turned into a sheep for a minute

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Part of me is thinking he brought 3 pairs

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Bro really said “let me catch the entire ocean real quick”

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@PelicansNBA And the crowd goes mid

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@lottareds My day is here

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wyd if you see these bros walking towards you on the street ⁉️