At @billburr ‘s show at Fenway tonight in bathroom a guy starts pissing in the sink. Someone in line says “that’s disgusting!” To which he replies “what, do you fucken live here?” 😂😂😂
When the @LiveBarn wasn’t on when you finally lit the lamp in hockey so everyone still thinks you’re a complete traffic cone on the ice <<<<<<<
Cc: @stinkysockstwit