Timmy Welch

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

Verifying myself: I am lordwelch on https://t.co/ksbJqOk5Os. wFJku0-t2LZII_G7MnjqFwbQZQUrdBKA7LvS / https://t.co/JtYzZ84DY0

[Fonda Lee **news and updates** @FondaJLee]

This is what modern fantasy writers are up against. In my local B&N, most authors are lucky to find a copy of their book, super lucky if it's face out. There are 3.5 shelves for Tolkien. 1.5 for Jordan. Here's who we compete against for shelf space: not each other, but dead guys.

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to win the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to win the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to win the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to win the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to win the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to win the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to with the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

I'm in the running to with the game of my choice with @Fanatical's Epic contest! #pickandwin https://t.co/M415XkldXs

[Brant Hansen @branthansen]

This is not "kissing". This is how bunnies choose tributes for Bunny Hunger Games. Note white bunny's shocked look. https://t.co/UmtStQw6gd

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

@BioFanOfficial Just haters. Your videos are great but @MiniusGC does have a better commentary voice than you

[Brant Hansen @branthansen]

ICYMI: My interview with The Irish Times on anger culture, Trump, and the value of being offended.
https://t.co/OvLCRSjy6u

[Mordor National Park @MordorNPS]

Betsy DeVos just called to ask if we have any mines in Mordor that hire children. We don't. #Resist

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

@asksciencemike Have you read the Silmarillion?
If so who is your favorite character?

[Timmy Welch @lordwelch]

@branthansen do you think you could help me out with my psych homework on best friends?
https://t.co/D82HDM09dx

[Mordor National Park @MordorNPS]

Looking for the perfect date? Take a stroll through the dead marshes northwest of the Morannon. Fall in love, but don't fall in. #Valentines

[Mordor National Park @MordorNPS]

"Nothing compares to the natural splendor of Mordor National Park."
-Somebody, definitely.

[Brant Hansen @branthansen]

Yep. But just wait until you hear about the people who haven't read "Lord of the Rings". https://t.co/ZEQu8328h9