Loz

Only the week can stop me

[Loz @lorenz0H]

@iamtombola Where’s his mates to take the piss out of him?!

[Ben Wright @_BenWright_]

If I was running the BBC, I’d quietly let it be known that one of the first things for the chop if the license fee was axed might be the Archers. Then I’d sit back and watch the backlash. This whole thing would be over be teatime on Wednesday.

[Loz @lorenz0H]

@pedderss Are city?

[Loz @lorenz0H]

Nice to see Pep respecting the referendum

[Loz @lorenz0H]

@NancyLFG101 @mrgarethbrooks She should have her Universal Credit held until she’s fit to return to work

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Q: “Are you worried you might alienate MAGA hat wearers?”

LARRY DAVID: “Alienate yourselves! You have my blessing.” 🤣

[Loz @lorenz0H]

@adflaz @GoldTelegraph_ @richardcalhoun Always believe in #Gold

[Tears of a Clown @Modmuffin]

Jesse Lingard could French kiss the whole village of Wuhan and still not be able to pass anything to his teammates...

[Brian Maher @MrBrianMaher]

Is it just my imagination or did the commentator whisper 'stop fucking kicking' 😂😂😂 #IREvSCO #SixNations

[Loz @lorenz0H]

@Mikeyjhamilton @ManUtd Mate it’s a Friday. Your four days too early!!

[Loz @lorenz0H]

@gazcross07 Solskjaer putting his ressie team back together.

[The Coral @thecoralband]

Haven’t they been through enough

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

Well worth the yellow.

[Loz @lorenz0H]

How do you go to sleep when you come across The Godfather on tv?! No Luca Brasi puns please

[John Nicholson @JohnnyTheNic]

Want to be abused by strangers? Why not post something about football? It won't be long.

https://t.co/c28a1qdQnO

[Loz @lorenz0H]

Not even got a Sonos speaker but I’m fuming. This is how twitter works yeah??

[Asim Chaudhry @AsimC86]

Dear Meghan,
I wrote to you but you still ain't called.
I tapped your phone and put a Web cam on ur wall.
Anyway hit me back, my lovely dear,
I'm fucking weird, this is Piers xxx