If a little Hillbilly singer like my big sister Dolly can invest in the vaccine then why the hell can’t some of you old moldy politicians pitch in a few million yourselves? I noticed you started getting vaccinated right away while people are starving and dying you Aholes.
You know before I make a decision, I seek out the political counsel of: Lonnie Johnson, Inventor of the "Super soaker", if he's not available, Ron Popeil, and if all else fails? THE "MY PILLOW GUY"..... Man, 2020, what a time to be alive