BREAKING: The New York Times has obtained leaked audio recordings of the White House Situation Room when Trump and Rubio were discussing going to war with Iran.
Courtesy of The Trumpland Diary
Dear Every MAGA Idiot Who Insisted A Few Days Ago That The New Algae In The Reflecting Pool Was Just "Residual Algae" Coming Out Of The Pipes,
NO. IT. WASN'T.
See, it turns out that painting the bottom of the pool dark blue to make it "prettier" had an unintended consequence your idiot Developer in Chief and his idiot "pool guys" who'd never coated a pool before never considered: the darker color heats the water extra fast, and the higher temperature speeds up algae growth.
So, not only did he fail to fix the one problem he set out to fix, he made the whole thing WORSE by being a dipshit.
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After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game.
Now they want to remove the ocean monitoring system so the damage they do can't be measured. It's in project 2025.
In the North Atlantic Ocean, south of Greenland and Iceland, a large patch of water is doing something very strange.
While the rest of the ocean heats up, it's been getting colder. A new study says it has the answer to this mystery โ and it's an ominous sign the world is hurtling toward one of the most alarming climate tipping points.
https://t.co/HNpP5spm5Q
๐จ BREAKING ACTION: Trump is actively trying to dismantle the US Forest Serviceโshuttering 57 research labs, relocating HQ, and forcing out thousands of federal workers, including wildland firefighters. Congress can stop him. Send your letter NOW: ๐ https://t.co/V9HjOIeFGQ
BREAKING NEWS: White House insiders leak that numerous members of the administration and congress are rushing to get their stock market bets in before mid week when the Iran deal is scheduled to collapse.
BREAKING: Governor Kathy Hochul has signed sweeping legislation banning ICE agents from wearing masks and entering sensitive locations like churches and schools. This is huge.
The Trump administration has shuttered the Northeast Climate Adaptation Science Center, which studies harmful invasive species such as the Spotted Lanternfly.