lolokay

do one thing everyday that scares your family

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

[garshmo @garshmo]

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

[teeny @teenychill]

Addicted to staying “stay warm” to every stranger I interact with

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"this isn't about politics anymore, it's about basic human rights" girl what do you think politics has been about ever??

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[Harry @Harry8__]

*this* should be the breaking point for this country. but so should've the last one. and the one before that. and the one before that.

[lolokay @lorit_kay]

DIVA DOWN

[megan @chismosavirus]

absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal said she would arrest ICE agents who commit crimes in the city, calling them “fake law enforcement” and warning, “You don’t want this smoke.”

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Why didn’t the citizens shoot the ICE officer driving?

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

If it walks like a duck. And talks like a duck. It's not going to the college football national championship.

[Circe @vocalcry]

I am very delighted by this framing of garden gnomes just being elves with fake email jobs

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

As much as I hate Michigan gotta respect them for their consistency. Cheaters on and off the field. That’s the Michigan Man way!

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I think 8th graders should read books in English class

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

This long reception puts Jeremiah Smith over 1️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ yards on the season 🔥

📺: FOX

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Removing free access to National Parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth, while making it free on Trump’s birthday, is exactly as racist as you think it is.

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The worst part about playing Monopoly is when you get to the last stretch where one person is obviously winning, everybody else is miserable, and every turn is just paying said person money.