lor johannesson

ekki öllum þeim sem reika eru Lost

[lor johannesson @lorjohannesson]

@LaurynJohnson7 I'll feed you some rye and fix ya right up. Gud for the old immune system ❤️

[Chad Brownlee @ChadBrownlee]

"I'll be hurtin' when I wake up on the floor, but I'll be over it by noon. That's the difference between whiskey and you"

[lor johannesson @lorjohannesson]

@LaurynJohnson7 and why aren't we together.

[lor johannesson @lorjohannesson]

It's Sunday and this is me.

[lor johannesson @lorjohannesson]

I need to win the lottery.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Every day, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

A more accurate Gatorade commercial would be a really hungover person in bed trying to drink it without sitting up all the way.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Life needs more tacos.

[Bitch Mittens @Jesssicle]

People who aren't butthurt sure tweet a lot about how not butthurt they are.

[Bitch Mittens @Jesssicle]

You're unique, exactly like everyone else. Congratulations.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My life is a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moments.

[lor johannesson @lorjohannesson]

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol...

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

This picture pumps me up every time

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Don't like minimum wage? Don't show minimum skills, minimum motivation and minimum education. It's that simple.