Lorna Bechtel

trying to be unique, just like everyone else

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sarah Harvell @harvell_sarah2]

Making this shareable on Twitter now as well. My dad has been missing for 3 weeks. Please share and help us find him 💕🙏🏻 #Minnesota #Missingperson #MissinginMinnesota

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

-“How are his neuros?”
-“Completely intact… except he can’t move the right side of his body, NIHSS of 17, and can’t speak…….. so definitely not completely intact”

Somebody come get us😂 night shift has not done us well 😂
#icu #rn #nightshift

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

I used to be curious why I was single, I think I figured it out....😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

@megan_lee_kraus Literally my mantra 😂.
💤 for dayzzz!!

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

I’m not saying that masks are bad or good, but I am saying that I will do whatever it takes to shop at Costco 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Taja Kartio @kartiovascular]

A thread of my adventures and experiences for anyone who wants to truly live and not just exist, to lose a bit of mind and gain some soul //

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

@megan_lee_kraus It’s valid, why would he need a shower curtain?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

@CarleeLefebvre @megan_lee_kraus I feel shade 😂😂

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

Hot girl summer?.... Nah, more like fat girl summer 😂🍫🍿🍩🍪

[Indiana Wesleyan University Wildcats @IWUWildcats]

Women's T&F Wins Crossroads League Championship
- https://t.co/J9Nunzhdm2

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

@lilhool @anamarie_tweets Me 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

@anamarie_tweets I did that same thing last year 😂

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

“Wow this elevator moves really slow”
“That’s cause you didn’t press the button”

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

The saddest but truest quote from my cousin:
“you know what’s horrible? When you’re on a diet and then remember that this is how you are actually supposed to eat all the time...”

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

My Saturday morning: wakes up at 12:30 already feeling a little lazy, but it’s whatev🤷🏼‍♀️
Then gets a text from sister “just finished my triathalon! 💪🏽”......
Wow, I feel so much better now, I might even take a shower...

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

It’s a casual afternoon sitting on the couch with my cousin, when all of the sudden she pulls a chocolate bar out of her sleeve. No reason given. I think this may be the reason We get along so well. 😂

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

Kevin I know for a fact you don’t party

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

There I was sitting minding my own business, holding an adorable baby when a 5 year old asks my favorite draft of beer... beats me kid, I don’t even know what a draft is 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

Me when I was younger: “I’m going to be so elegant and graceful when I’m older”
Me now: Eats an ungodly amount of ribs, falls over randomly, and stubs same toe on 6 different pieces of furniture.

[Lorna Bechtel @lorna_bell]

Don’t be sad if you’re alone on Valentine’s Day.
Be sad because you are alone every day 😂