Lorna Colwill

Talent Agent @intertalent, views + good jokes my own, big on books and dog vids

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

‘Toni Told Me’ has been featured in @Independent’s ‘5 new podcasts to listen to this week’ 🎙️ 🎉 https://t.co/tzEEuD8SaY

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

It’s about time! ‘Toni Told Me’ is my new podcast, bringing you your weekly dose of big sister advice. Sometimes you’ll get me on my own, and other times you’ll get me with special guests! Launching Tuesday 14th January. I can’t wait!!! #tonitoldme

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went into the jungle , they lied again and again, they were convicted by police, they went on holiday when they shouldn’t and they have the cheek to question Keir Starmer’s work ethic. I would never take anything for granted but I hope they are annihilated on Thursday. The worst people and government we have ever had!

P.S good afternoon all 😊❤️

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

please use this tactical voting website to find out how best to utilise your vote to push the Tories into third place on Thursday and change the balance of power in parliament for a generation. Spread the word! 8/8 https://t.co/pEptRxGreZ

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

Happy first work day post-Glasto to those who celebrate

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Two beautiful emails stand before me, but only one can get a reply before lunch

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

The replies to this start funny and get funnier.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Do you know what else helps children learn: teachers who are properly paid and supported, children who are well fed and cared for, families who are not in poverty

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@helloimalice This would be so delicious

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@t0nit0ne @bumble Love this

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@rosielanners I’ll talk about corysworld to literally anyone who will listen

[it’s me @godlikemind]

Has anybody noticed that Oppenheimer is low key dark and edgy af while Barbie is lighthearted and fun, making for a playful dichotomy at the box offices

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

The real girl dinnnnerrr is playing cooking mama on a Nintendo DS

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

Back in London for 5 mins and walked past a man holding both a lit cigarette and an elf bar in the same hand

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@maredparry I always negotiate! Mine came in around that and I went back highlighting how good tenants we’ve been, any issues with the flat that make it not worth that fee etc. got mine down to £100 ish extra a month x

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

huge if true

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@podbible Dear Joan and Jericha

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

I wanna have desks on the street

*to the tune of I wanna have sex on the beach*

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@elliebaylie Hi still available?

[Lorna Colwill @lorna_colwill]

@ssssmo97 Still available?