Lorna

I often shower with the lights off just for the thrill of it.

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

@collieennis Forgive my ignorance, but what documentary are you referring to?

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Someone on Tinder saw that I do a bit o comedy and he just told me that he “heckled a few people” at a comedy show last night and “it was a good show”..... I will never understand these people. Did he think I was going to be proud of him? He genuinely seemed chuffed. Tinder sucks

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

@Bitcoinbogan Ahahahaha hahahahahaha :)

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Set list for tomorrow night, sorted. #dickstuff #nowthatscomedy #dreambig

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

This pic really sums up comedy in 2020

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

I love cocaine because it’s not often that I get to experience being the worst cunt alive for 15 minutes at a time (or 8, if it’s Australian gear). #realchat #bigissues #drugs #cool #confidence #neat

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“Why was Jacob Blake seen as a deadly threat for a theoretical gun, while this gunman, who had already shot people, was arrested the next day and treated like a human being whose life matters?”

More on the police shooting of Jacob Blake & protests in Kenosha:

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

My phone knows I’m cute - whether I’m checking for notifications or mindlessly scrolling, I’m so glad to have someone who accepts me for the dead-eyed lifeless blob that I am. #apps #ifappscouldtalk #myheadsapurenightmare #selfie #hottie #nofilter #sexy #dreambig

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

The proof of concept we created for Sceen Queensland is out on YouTube now :) if facebook was a person he’d be a real dickhead. #apps #proofofconcept #series @ScreenAustralia

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Ooooh what if our apps were people... #apps #webseries #screenqueensland @NickCarrComedy is #tinder

[thestorychunder @thestorychunder]

STORYTELLER ANNOUCEMENT:
17 August at 7pm at BackDock Arts

LORNA BREMNER

Lorna is a sick c*nt basically but doesn't really know that for sure.

When she's not kicking people in the teeth for her day job, she's… https://t.co/CNLjDVAkCP

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

I take Polaroid photos of my typewriter pages then postem on walls with melted candle wax #wakeup #hipsterasfuck #technologysfordickheads

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Frontin #newage cunts be like “Intagrams full of wisdom” bitch I get OG wisdom, straight from the toilet wall. #hipsterasfuck #technologysoldnews

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Ahahahaha @SamBowden22 yes

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

This is what depression looks like, manifested by beautiful people.

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Ever wonder why you make facial expressions when you’re alone? All my drawings ever see is a frustrated monster, I’ve got to do better.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend did what anyone might do during a home invasion: used his legal firearm to defend himself.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Powerful and moving speech

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Yeah that’s what kind of stuff you do for your birthday man it’s so cool (I let predictive text write that tweet for me)

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Cats are super cute #cuteanimals #love #dreambig #nofilter

[Lorna @LornaBremner]

Cats are so cute #cat #cute #dreambig #wifeme #cutiepie #nofilter