Sam Bowden

I'm just here for the free snacks.

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

I always knew I was a fruit

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

Yeah im a "super spreader". A super spreader of lemon butter i love that shit yes pls yum yum this is a good tweet shutup

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

This is so dope. Also these are Bryde's Whales I havent confirmed this but I'm putting my whale aspergers to the test.

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

Surf's up! It wasn't just boardriders taking advantage of pristine conditions on the New South Wales north coast. 🐋 #9News

Watch the full video: https://t.co/fMHzLTpXaY

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

There's a doctor at Walter Reed Medical Center really weighing up whether he can get away with adding a few air bubbles to the IV drip rn and I for one hope he goes for gold

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

The premise of christianity is that everyone is born cancelled

[Noah Segan @kidblue]

covid out here trying to redeem itself

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

CORONAVIRUS IS ANTIFA

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

Hey everyone its Shrek 2 Awareness Day pls remember that Shrek 2 is one of the greatest animated films to ever be made and greatly surpasses the original in both story, concept and thematic stength. Thank you.

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

@BrianStrain Ur one of the most visible cunts ive ever seen

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

"Well basically its a car seat for babies built entirely out of recycled, blunted knives." - Me, submitting a pitch for the festival of dangerous ideas

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

Never gonna eat a poopie

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

Happy bi visibility day everyone!! remember to do bi stuff like form a genre defining rock band, sit on chairs wrong and get way too into gingham trousers xxx

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

@erinmichellebrb I think with a bit more effort this could be a lovely haiku ps im sorry about the tits situation

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

Across the board Glens are the best dudes. Nice, friendly and always happy to give you lawn tips

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

I may not speak to my dad but him calling it "Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost fart" back in 2003 really makes me wanna mend that relationship

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

This is so dope

[Marc Fennell @MarcFennell]

I appreciate that you all have your favourite Archibald picture but what you don’t understand is that @adamliaw is 👏🏽 not 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 be fucked with in any way. Ask the fish.

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

@JackGramenz Its actually a scientific discussion board, but I'll let it slide cos pettiness is a thing of the past 🙌🙌

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

"I'm finally letting go of all the pettiness in my life"

*immediately gets in an argument on an orca forum about feeding habits of sub species C in the ross sea with some dude called Jose*

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

@DaltonWhiskey This is some of your best work.

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

@itsRyanSim Stepping on 18 year old Bowden's bit of kiera everysingleknightley ahthankyou

[Sam Bowden @SamBowden22]

@DannyEFreeman Oh my god someone JFK this motherfucker already