Joel

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@getgoodrich @MrBuckBuckNBA what exactly do you think an over the back foul is?

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@fabiodeuxbeer if they ever get rid of the special category visa for kiwis we're ruined

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@agnosticchick1 @DailyMail what did she do besides say genocide is bad?

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@punished_minion Eats his Sunday gravy from a jar 🤌

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@BoringBoogy @HostilityDose the use of animals' bodies for profit inherently produces cruelty. Tinkering with welfare laws does nothing to solve that.

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Bought 500g of garlic and a jar of pickled garlic from a stall selling only garlic and preserves at a market, the lady goes “somebody’s a garlic lover” like I guess but you’re the garlic lady why are you surprised people are buying garlic from you

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why is the first Harry Potter movie 2 hours and 32 minutes long

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@edwfooddiary @sibaburck The amount of people actually doing that is so small as to be completely irrelevant to the conversation. On a practical level it is also far easier to cut animal products out of your lifestyle than to start raising or hunting animals in an ethical way (it isn’t actually ethical).

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@lenphil29 raymond chandler is good fun, vonnegut is easy to get into but also has depth and ideas, george saunders and annie proulx have a ton of great short stories

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@2brokenfemurs @muzanafton the only way i believe you think it makes sense to be mad at someone for edgy shit they said when they were 14 or 15 is if you are currently that age

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@hamblamb1 @strongerpotions this is such a fricking epic wojak bro where did you get it

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In many ways Roald Dahl was the Nick Mullen of his time

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@hangicel the breaker upperers

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I thought Woke nowadays would stop women from trying to get you to watch Harry Potter but nooooo

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@alicealeph0 Their first album came out when I was 13 so I wasn’t particularly bothered by that

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@Gushin669 @hm_boa_pergunta @TonySneedprano He did that to not lose face or appear weak to the Russians, not out of love for Janice

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As a skinny fella the way people have been talking about those photos of Adam Friedland has been very affirming

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@JuniDebonaire @cosmicjester I don’t see how he can be sunk when all he does is engagement farming. Also he has become too naturally buoyant to physically sink

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@mysteryblkgirI A lot of American movies are just the Searchers and Taxi Driver definitely is but if Bickle’s racism was a bigger part of it it would perhaps be too much the Searchers

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Imagine being in that situation as a 31 year old man, wouldn’t that be silly

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It’s so unserious that blue balls is a real thing. Like “ah I was kissing too long and my peepee was too hard for too long ahh my balls hurt ahh” grow up dickhead