Lorna Flynn

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I wonder if any medieval peasants stayed awake at night replaying awkward conversations

Just lying there in the dark thinking, “I was weird at the well”

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The Thundercats were doomed. Not only was their prime adversary immortal, they were stuck on that planet with a tiny gene pool and only three female thundercats. They'd have had three generations max before it got inbreedy. All Mumm-ra had to do was wait.

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

The A-Team saves the day.

[Reuters @Reuters]

King's College Hospital in London has opened a rooftop garden for critical care patients. Its first patient, a 29-year-old woman dependent on feeding tubes, said the outdoor space gave her 'a real boost to keep on going

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

There was a lot of this going on at Super Furries last night. Proper pisser. People there for the ‘event’ not the music,

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

A new name for the working class, 'lower-value human capital'.
They don't give a shit about you and your family.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Do you think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things dogs have?

Disney won't respond to my emails…

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her.

RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.

[Ron Manager Remembers Nottingham @ronmanagernottm]

Table lamp in the shape of a Spitfire? Half timbered coffee machine? Jigsaws depicting the aftermath of the Black Death? A 1/72 replica of Hampton Court? A carved air fryer? Suit of armour for your toddler? A Queen Mother emblazoned dog coat? Oh, I'm nostalgic for Past Times.

[Del @ReallyNiceDerek]

@alelliott88 BOSH

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

😭😭

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Staged assassination time comes round quicker every year doesn’t it?

Especially when you’re polling low and it’s the anniversary of Virginia Guiffre’s death.

[Lorna Flynn @lornaeloise]

@shedseven @officialcharts From Leeds last year xxx

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In 1937 Adolf Hitler purged all artwork from Museums that didn't confine to the Far Right White Supremacist Nazi ideals.

Which was most of it.

Reform are planning this kind of intervention on day 1.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@JMcMurdockMP It gets worse, apparently a man with a conviction for assaulting a 19 year old woman was seen in that park earlier.

[Containeristan @guldaar]

Here is what The Strokes did and how it should go down in history as one of the most important protests by a musical band of our times:

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Farage poses next to the statue of Sherlock Holmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in Crowbridge today, paying homage to Doyle's unpublished work 'The Curious Case of the Twat in the Purple Trousers'. #Farage #ReformUK

[Hugh Harrop Wildlife @HughHarrop]

A stop-the-car moment to photograph this greeting to Nigel Farage on his rather unspectacular visit to Shetland today. Apologies to any frogs offended. 🐸 @ProtectTheWild_ @Shetnews @HuntSabs @HsaChair @scruffycop