Lauren

she/her 🥰 get in the fucking robot shinji 🔪

[২ @musesarchive]

Her first lady aesthetic is startinggg

[F@gHag (Global) @missmaamshe]

This and a oat latte 😍

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[heatwave baby sleep @blueraspbaby5]

“jersey shore is not lynchian”

jersey shore:

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

deleting my dating apps and finding my soulmate the old fashioned way (reading a book and hopefully someone sits next to me who’s also reading the same book)

[shay. @sethscurls]

“thank god for her because she remembers everything. hang on, let me just text her and ask.” 😭😭😭

[Lauren @lorncorn]

@ethanmurga Hi hi I’m interested!

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

btw, according to Charlie Kirk's logic, his death is his own fault, not the shooter's.

[obamaatredrobin @obamaatredrobin]

2000s movie looking ass comedic duo

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

first day back in office after a 4 day weekend

[jynx @jynxbby]

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”

[Fang @FangSystems]

absolutely no one:

japanese researchers: aerodynamics of a Mongolian dog

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

today at work one of the younger guys at work (like 16, 17 year old) called me bossman and this image flashbanged into my mind

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The mice when Cinderella went to the ball with the Fairy Godmother’s dress instead of the one they made for her:

[Lauren @lorncorn]

@japchaiwon I WANNA HEAR I WANNA HEAR

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨