Lorne Kates

Writer for Web developer for @phelous dot com dot com. Your imaginary friend. He/him.

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

"all politicians lie"
Yes, but the important difference is a pol will lie about what they're going to do.
A Conservative lies about what they've DONE, even when there's overwhelming evidence.
Unfixed problems get claimed as fixed. This is lethal during a pandemic #Elxn44

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@TheFrostPrime @RJScaringe @Rivian @RideAlso ngl: that would make me VERY aware there's a viable competitor in the EV market. Would watch. (twice)

[FrostPrime @TheFrostPrime]

@RJScaringe @Rivian @RideAlso Wow incredible stuff! Can’t wait to see what you guys cook up

In the mean time, I have to ask a quick, quirky question. What would it take for a large influencer to get a Rivian R2 in exchange for live-streaming the fiery (explosion) disposal of their current car (Tesla)?

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@TheFrostPrime @RJScaringe @Rivian @RideAlso There's always a boom...

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@TheFrostPrime @RJScaringe @Rivian That is very much an influencer thing to do with much influence. Do iiiiiiiiiiiit

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@CaseyExplosion An infinite number of mathematicians line up at a bar. The 1st says "I'll have 1 beer."
The 2nd says "I'll have half of what the 1st ordered."
The 3rd says "I'll have half of what the 2nd ordered."
And it keeps going until the bartender says "Know you limits" and serves 2 beers.

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Not even going to say his name but it’s fascinating how the most talented comedian of his half generation went from that to the most boring and embarrassing entertainer alive, and not through a greed of fame and stature, like Leno, but solely through personal grievance.

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@Diamandahagan For once, something worth checking Twitter for!

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@TheFrostPrime Honestly: that lunky challenge was great. 1 hour to get over the learning curve of effectively an entirely new game mode might not have been enough time. I'd absolutely watch another run at that challenge.

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

“Concentrated, hereditary populations” is a very sterilized term for what we commonly refer to as “families.”

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@the_nerd_skull @TheHorrorGuru Deep Space 9.

(Probably doesn't meet the 15 year criteria, but seeing this person have an aneurysm because a POC is on screen will be entertaining for all of us).

[New Left EViews @NewLeftEViews]

I don't think people realise the implication here. Unlike the terror bombing of German cities [still considered a war crime], the destruction of Gaza is perpetrated with precision weaponry, over a short span of time, against a wholly defenceless population with nowhere to go.

[Lorne Kates @lornekates]

@TheHorrorGuru What is Mrs. Claus was having an affair with Grandma and Santa's frail ego couldn't handle it?

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

forever chasing the high of reposting 5-year-old facebook memes and having 5,000 vulnerable "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" cryptocurrency marks reply telling him he's a god

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

didn't trump literally teargas protesters?
https://t.co/K5R4R0Wz7A

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[FrostPrime @TheFrostPrime]

Hey @Twitch @TwitchSupport . Let's play a game. Which message do you think should not be allowed and which do you think maybe should have been allowed?