@the_marcoli_boy Your entire Twitter identity is based off of trolling Barcelona using Madrid. It must be very stressful hunting for engagements innit? Gotta earn a living I guess
Some children are very useless.
It's worse when your wife is also foolish.
My father, a pastor and strong advocate of monogamy, in fact, the only monogamous man in his family, was left with no option than to advise one of his members to consider polygamy.
Wife and children beat up the man in his own house. He refused to hit them back.
He reported to his pastor, and my father tried to be diplomatic when the wife was there.
When she left, he gave him practical advice:
"Brother, from the look of things, you don't have a family yet. Why not go to your village and marry a new wife?"
Polygamy solved his problem.