loscapitaneos 🐦

Can you remember no melody of mine? I was the most famous composer in Europe. I wrote 40 operas alone.

[The Karate Kid The Musical @TKKMusical]

Daniel with an L & Ali with an I! 🧡

#thekaratekid #thekaratekidthemusical #uktheatre #uktour

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

He has in fact claimed over £160,000 in expenses

[jbceltic @jbceltic7604]

Rupert Lowe, the dirtiest bastard ever put on gods earth, lower than a snakes belly, the people of Scotland will never forget what you said about our little children, Dirty bastard.

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Rupert Lowe is more upset that his Dad had his pistols taken away than the heartbreaking fact that 16 kids got massacred at school

Just in case you’re keeping score on how much of a cunt this fella is

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Dead kids shouldn't prevent rich men enjoying guns."

[G.T @gingerrtom]

the yankification of the uk needs to be studied, shagging flags now talk of guns, all the shit we used to mock the us for, keep it the fuck over there.

[l_aforista @aforista_l]

"Boom nei sondaggi dopo la condanna" è l'epitaffio su questi tempi bui.

[ali @ali__samson]

They are holding a bloke with a bin on his head to a higher standard than they ever have with Farage

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It's official and its awesome! The dance has a name. The Epstein shuffle.

Thank you, Belgium. 🇧🇪 ❤️ 👏

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

‘If you vote Binface you’ll save the British taxpayer £350k — the cost of the second by-election if Farage wins this one and and the parliamentary authorities then find corruption — and you can put that on the side of a bus.’

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Reform UK now have more criminal and parliamentary investigations than they have policies.

[csz @cszabla]

my favorite binface policy is “reverse brexit by inviting other european countries to join the united kingdom”

[Genio78 @Zziagenio78]

+++Mario Adinolfi si giustifica:"LE SCOMMESSE SONO UN VALORE CRISTIANO, VI RICORDO IL VERSO DI MATTEO 27-17 :"GESÙ O BARABBA???'+++

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

First thing to do at work today is sack myself. Then I’m going to reappoint myself at about 11am. Hopefully that will silence the talk about me asking Janice if she was menopausal.

[dr ellie king @drellietheking]

*GSCE history exam in 2097:

Please describe the main causes of the rise of Prime Minister BinFace (12 marks)

[Sarah @kokeshimum]

Forcing Starmer out looks even more fucking ridiculous now.

[Brendan May @bmay]

I’m delighted that we ‘took back control’ of our Parliament so that Nigel Farage could piss around with it, finally getting elected on his 8th attempt, only to waste everyone’s time with a vanity stunt by causing an election no one will stand in. He is an absolutely venal clown.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

IN THE BIN

[Catherine Philp @scribblercat]

The broadcast media are going to have to give equal time to Count Binface.