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[morgan @losermorgan]

wish I could love things the way my dog loves to lick his ass

[morgan @losermorgan]

@panerabread please for the love of all that is good in the world…bring back the sierra turkey sandwich 🥺

[morgan @losermorgan]

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[morgan @losermorgan]

anyone wanna date so i don’t have to date anymore cause fuck lol

[morgan @losermorgan]

anyone selling a maggie rogers ticket for tonight in Chicago?

[morgan @losermorgan]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[morgan @losermorgan]

@haleymillet LOCK

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Malört time. Wipe the crust out of your eyes and retweet at a friend who loves the stuff for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Riot Fest from @JeppsonsMalort. 21+ #MalortFace

[morgan @losermorgan]

@lululemon missing an item from an order but still charged for it. am I able to resolve this here?

[morgan @losermorgan]

@lululemon are you guys going to be selling the ear loop face masks again?! I’ve lost one of mine and my puppy shredded the other and they were my favorites 😩

[morgan @losermorgan]

@stoolpresidente where we partying in Chi this weekend?

[morgan @losermorgan]

grapes fucking suck

[morgan @losermorgan]

how can someone earn $6,000 fast without being naked on camera asking for a friend

[morgan @losermorgan]

@RepMTG @mtgreenee @JoeBiden ok chile anyways so

[morgan @losermorgan]

wonder what John Boehner is up to

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Taking an adderall so I can text my friends back

[morgan @losermorgan]

god damn I just want to be able to taste food

[morgan @losermorgan]

gonna be a no from me dawg

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Illinois has no place to go. Sad, isn’t it? Vote Trump!

[morgan @losermorgan]

@eksterwallets Hi Ekster...I recently placed an order for a Bi Fold wallet, tracker card, and cash clip but unfortunately the clip was missing from the order. How can I go about getting one? Thanks!

[morgan @losermorgan]

@pulte pay off my student loans and donate whatever I can 🙏🏼

[morgan @losermorgan]

is subtweeting still a thing cause I’m back and here for it