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carpin’ all them diems || #wareagle

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: ����𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[Mazio ⚡️| IN STORMBLOOD @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am not going to kill my future husband. Whether that is because I am incapable of murder, too unattractive for marriage, or both, is entirely my business. So shut up!

[lo @losken07]

jon taffer on ozempic now what

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I'm making a political statement, everytime I make my ass clap

[Cole @bluesfury]

You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does

[Katya @katya_zamo]

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[piña koala @zoogetherness]

He was feelin it

[bunny @fadedbunny]

to plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow

[diabetic diva @irrelevntjaimie]

what was i even talking about

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

uber driver

[Snuffy Nicole Smith @Uncle_Cowfucker]

Who up putting panties on they #nerd

[lo @losken07]

me but in a different order

[latke @latkedelrey]

this time last year after working really hard on my PTSD recovery and finally putting myself out there i got dumped really cruelly and then my dad died and i’m happy to say it impacted me horribly but i am still alive

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

Lady Greyhound, the official mascot of Greyhound bus lines, circa 1950s.

[lo @losken07]

@Dexerto feel like I’ll get whacked in an alley for this job but it’s a risk i’m willing to take

[lo @losken07]

@rmnx_30 @repusnaketion “barefoot in the wildest winter catching my death” not for everyone but I clocked in.

[lo @losken07]

@SAINZBR1NAS @repusnaketion NIGHTS! ARE! SO! STARRY! like you’re kidding me

[lo @losken07]

@repusnaketion no one’s fuckin with so it goes like I am

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area