andy

sleepin

[NoQuarter Software @NoQuarterSoft]

Umbrella Corporation 5 year work anniversary present

[andy @lostbeard]

@Anania00 I’m

[tea (🍯) @manabunspls]

Sabrina Carpenter says her favorite hobby is playing World of Warcraft & that she's excited for Mists of Pandaria Classic.

"I love Pandaria. The characters and lore really help you feel immersed. The raids are fantastic. 10/10 experience."

[andy @lostbeard]

when @bopo16 hits me with the mean look :(

[adept @adeptxo]

she WILL be hearing from me tonight

[vae @vaethryn]

me_irl

[andy @lostbeard]

:/

[Jack @bopo16]

My partner has decided he’s back into IKEA hotdogs so is microwaving them at home and now the whole building smells like $1.50 dawgs

[andy @lostbeard]

I’m ready to move to the next level

[andy @lostbeard]

I’d like to see y’all try and keep up with numbers like these

[andy @lostbeard]

He so grumpin bout this 😅

[Jack @bopo16]

Just wasting an hour of my time because I stupidly got on one of the secret evil T8 Campbelltown express trains from Sydenham, of which there are like 4 a day. Revesby is lovely, thanks for asking

[andy @lostbeard]

@COOLHOTZOE @gracesharko This is so iconic and gorgeous ♥️

[Jack @bopo16]

This is the most @lostbeard tweet I’ve ever seen

[andy @lostbeard]

@ratrosie Shouldn’t you be helping her with the shopping 🤔

[andy @lostbeard]

@1nternetSpades 😅 everything in one piece somehow

[andy @lostbeard]

@1nternetSpades Omg the movers we had for Jack’s work packed a wet sponge from the kitchen sink and wrapped it in paper like that too - like bruh it’s a sponge just leave it!!!!!

[andy @lostbeard]

this is actually surprisingly cheap given I’m a Bad Driver

[andy @lostbeard]

shocked and confused my car insurance went up $200 this year, during a cost of living crisis, where I also had an at fault (kangaroo) accident and accrued 5 demerit points (acab)

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

[Jack @bopo16]

Just one more sudoku bro I’ll do work after bro I swear please bro

[Shirl @justjackmate]

Going “ooo tough man with your little Stanley knife” after you’ve had a knife pulled on you is sooooooooo