Suffering from severe TDS. George Soros sends me 3¢ for every tweet. Or should, anyways. Unfortunately, my header’s not parody, it’s from a real Trump rally…
🚨 JUST IN 🚨 - We're hearing Donald Trump may not pardon the Thanksgiving Turkey at the White House this year because the turkey is having trouble raising the two million dollars pardons cost. This is a developing story.