Justin timbersea

[MC @UtdMicah]

My biggest concern with Tielemans is whether he’s strong enough to hold the Premier League & Champions League trophy in both hands in May, we’ll find out.

[Adam @AdamMUFC24]

Very happy with this signing. Seem very sensible, well scouted, with PL experience and a fee that allows us to keep strengthening in other areas also.

Being 2nd fiddle to Caicedo & Fernandez is very similar to how Cole Palmer was playing 2nd fiddle to KDB, Foden, Silva & Co... and we all saw how that turned out when he got his chance to flourish - hopefully Santos will do the same with us.

Another Brazilian, with 1 Brazilian leaving and 2 arriving, Cunha & his new midfield friends will be samba dancing and tearing up the PL & CL before you know it!

It feels like we are building a team of the correct profiles and not ego's, big wages & Galactico's - I'm happy with this.
Arsenal showed recently this is the proper way to squad build with similar signings that helped them to the title and a CL final.

Whats even better - not a single journalist or ITK or anyone had us heavily linked with Andrey until 3 days ago - goes to show most of them are full of shit and have no idea who we are in for and who we are not. Maybe its time to stop hanging off every single word they say like they've hacked Christian Vivell's phone.

We will sign a 3rd midfielder, no idea when and no idea the profile but I'm super calm - we are squad building well on top of a team foundation that comfortably finished 3rd last season - plenty more signings to come this summer...

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

For months we have been hearing that United aren't signing players who do not give us priority. This is to avoid the Di Maria signings of the past. And credit to them, they did this to great success last summer. Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko wanted only us.

If Fernandes chooses Spurs over us even with CL football, don't you think he wasn't the right player for us to begin with? Another Woodward'esque signing: getting someone who isn't fully committed to us? (I am not saying Fernandes is, but suppose the reports are right and he wants Spurs because of higher wages and the London factor.)

Fwiw, I think the media blitz is Mendes' doing, and Fernandes still ends up at Utd. But on the off chance he goes to Spurs because his agent said so, then fuck him. You can't build culture with such players.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

kids are now pausing their street football so that i could pass

[Aaraadhya Saxena 🇮🇳 @ihailmyindia]

So you think Hinduism survived against monotheistic religions just like that? When almost every other polytheistic culture was erased by monotheists?

He paid homage to Holocaust survivors on Jewish land in a Vedic Aryan way, instead of kissing the Wall or wearing a kippah...
If this isn’t the ultimate chad move to represent your culture, then idk what is.

[Sammie @Lfc_samie]

INSANE HEADLOSS 😭😭😭💀, INJECT THESE TEARS INTO MY VEINS 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

I fucking love this app 😂😂😂

[THE BIG 6IX @TheBig6ixShow]

ALL-TIME GENERATIONAL INTERGALACTIC EARTH-SPLITTING APOCALYPTICO HEADLOSS AND COOKED!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀!!!!!!!!

[Iyawo Šeško🧚🏾‍♀️ @Bruno21Assists]

FEARLESS.

OUTSPOKEN.

DIDN’T CHANGE HIS IDEAS FOR ANYONE.

REFUSED TO BE A “YES” MAN TO INEOS/GLAZERS.

You’ll forever have my respect Ruben Amorim. 🫡

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 INEOS have been nothing short of a disgrace and a complete joke!

- Hired a manager with a different system from what they want, yet won’t buy players specifically for that system.
- Witnessed shocking results but didn’t sack him.
- Forcing him to change his system but refusing to change the manager.
- Won’t spend in January either.

Indecisive. Incompetent. Clowns 🤡

[Savanti @realsavanti]

And Gary. And Paul. And Roy. And all you dust covered relics.

It is time to admit it. Your time is over.

You were legends.
Now you are bitter old men making life harder for the next generation for no reason other than ego and being someone. Feeling important again.

You were pampered. Protected. Treated like royalty. In today’s game, you would not survive a single week without a career ending headline. The things you did on a weekly basis would get you fired on the spot in todays game.

Times changed.
You did not.

Find a hobby.
Play padel tennis.
Get a dog.

Because right now, you are not protecting this club.
You are damaging it.

[adam. @utdAdams]

Amorim didn’t even want to join United until last summer. INEOS gave him an ultimatum so he came. Things didn’t go to plan, so sack him in May?.

No, instead you claim to want to wipe the slate clean & not judge him off last season just to sack him anyway when he demands what the next manager will also demand. Absolute circus.

[TheElitePundit @TheElitePundit]

Any other manager winning vs Newcastle with such a depleted team and trusting young players would get credit.

But Amorim is getting criticism lol.

It’s too funny.

[skye @oycantik]

may our parents stay happier and healthier in 2026.

[Dinda Academy @academy_dinda]

Thala, Rohit and Kohli somewhere in Ranchi right now ☠️

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Kasab, ordered by his handler to wear the Kalava, the sacred Hindu thread, was not meant to be captured alive. That he ultimately was, by Tukaram Omble, ruined the plans of Pakistan, and many in India, of proclaiming 26/11 as a Hindu conspiracy.

Inspector Omble. Forever in debt.

[The United Tribune @utdtribune]

Just admit you were wrong and you’re the problem as a fan.

We’ll accept you back with open arms.

The man has changed absolutely nothing philosophically, and I can’t wait until he tells you such in his next interview🩸 https://t.co/wGrRE3oMXR

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

THEY DID US PROUD TODAY. ❤️ https://t.co/TKNiJebByp

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Never seen something so relatable in my entire fucking life.