Tired Shallot

Mom to the 2 best kids | Wife to the coolest guy I know | Disabled | PCUSA 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

Getting emotional about the community Tad and I have around us that are so willing to help in a crisis 😭
Now I would love if we could stop having crises for awhile lol

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Disability support in the workplace is a cruel myth that gets perpetuated because the reality makes people too uncomfortable

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Of course our church welcomes red heads. We just expect them to dye their hair blonde in order to volunteer or become full members. But that doesn't mean we don't love red heads. Love the head, hate the red.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

its Thinking About You Thursday. I hope you're doing ok i miss you.

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I feel old

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

That’s an anecdote, yes, but so is OP so it feels fair

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

No idea why this is on my timeline but I will reiterate that I took absolutely NOTHING but prenatals while pregnant with my “special needs” child and I was on 3 different psych meds while pregnant with my child who is outpacing her milestones

[The Texan Bee🐝🩷🩵🎀🇺🇸 @Elliesmommyy23]

Is this another reason why too many kids have special needs?

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I have never had, and still don’t have fibromyalgia or GERD 😭 (Epic if ur reading this pls make the “remove” button actually remove things)

[TheDisabilityEnthusiast @twitchyspoonie]

How many of y'all have ever been misdiagnosed by a doctor? Did you sue them? Trying to see something

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I just want to put out there amid the body discourse that I have a vertical bellybutton and I am far from thin, I think it’s just genetic tbh

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

[B 🧡 @iambri_97]

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours”

bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

No offense but if we have attack Iran money I know we have pbs money

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I just did this with my autistic 5 year old and he said “Well, I don’t know, but I can go downstairs and get Sally a new marble.”
I don’t know how to interpret that result lol

[em @eckiam]

i was explaining the sally-anne test to my eldest:

sally has a marble
she puts it in a basket
sally walks out of the room
anne moves the marble to the box
sally comes back
where will sally look for the marble?

and before i could finish, the 4yo says "the box!". the 10yo says, "no the basket!" and i laughed bc the ages lined up with expectations

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

love that my doctor is unable to call me back about a biopsy but the hospital billing department promptly calls me immediately after a procedure

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I should add that this was the kind of thing I wore at the time so I’m not gonna be too judgy about being a 2010s teenage stereotype lol

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I hung out with these kids and tbh every one of them I can think of is just quietly working a low paying retail or manufacturing job now, which tbf is a lot better way to turn out than some of the other people I grew up with 😬

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

If you wrote shirts like this it's because you were still eating glue at age 15 and you'd hit adults that tried to stop you

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I’m going to admit something. I can’t see this as grey and teal and I can’t see the dress as white and gold 😭

[rain @gears4brekfast]

do you guys just not understand lighting because this isnt even an illusion its very visibly pink

[Elwë Singollo 🌻🧝🏻‍♀️ @Strangeland_Elf]

No. I generally think “my husband sure does know a lot, which makes him enjoyable to converse with.”

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

Facebook is for sharing pictures of your family with distant relatives,
And also it’s for being sad about how people you used to know aren’t very nice any more

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

Just tried to start an email to my entire department with “Good morning!” And instead typed “Goo!”
Things are going really well at My First Office Job

[Tired Shallot @lostcause12910]

I’m pretty sure my kids gave me flu A but I really don’t have time for that so I’m pretending I feel just fine while conspicuously staying away from people and using an ungodly amount of hand sanitizer 😭