unfiltered me

Mom of 2, professional hope broker, drinker of wine, kisser of the booboos.

[unfiltered me @lostphenomenon]

Wish all my problems were as little as my boobs #ittybittytittycomitee

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@PaperCakes Will I end up having a third child?

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@realDonaldTrump Fake news

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@beckyllopez80 @JoeBiden Do you not understand how inflation and economics work?

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@sarahdelri0 No bra

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@ilovepie84 Blue tide pods

[Jayar Jackson @JayarJackson]

Random Thoughts:
When an ice cream machine breaks at at another restaurant, do McDonalds employees get shitty, or do they understand??
🤔
Do DMV employees get annoyed with extremely slow service & long lines at the store when they're shopping, or are they like "This is fine"
🤔

[unfiltered me @lostphenomenon]

@TalalNAnsari What a jackass

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m going to have IKEA sponsor my funeral when I die and my family will have to assemble my coffin before they can bury me. That way they can come together to argue about my life decisions one last time.

[unfiltered me @lostphenomenon]

Bottom line is you don’t destroy the person you love

[jamey hatley @jameyhatley]

Libraries aren't just museums for books, people. Real life people come there for information on services to try to often save their lives. Info on doctors, domestic violence shelters, help to get jobs. Stop funding everything that rich folk want and leave libraries the fuck alone

[unfiltered me @lostphenomenon]

Currently listening to my two year old yell at the upstairs neighbors to shut up so she can sleep 🤷🏼‍♀️#outofthemouthsofbabes

[Abby Patterson @abby_patterson1]

so these kids i nanny have a completely “smart” house & their parents can control it from their phones.. & i was just casually sitting in the living room and Post Malone starts blasting through the house & the dad texts me & goes “i thought a college kid would appreciate that”

[unfiltered me @lostphenomenon]

Truth is, I’ve spent the better part of my life loving you, and I just don’t want to anymore. And if it were that easy. We wouldn’t be here.

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This is awesome!! https://t.co/gaS425eOln

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@America21B This is amazing!!!😍🙌🏻

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Dear kids snorting condoms, don’t worry your parents didn’t use them correctly either

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#NewProfilePic

[dadpression @Dadpression]

One of the hardest sit-downs of parenthood is explaining what is and what isn’t Star Wars canon.

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@ScaryMommy Am I the only one who watched the entire video waiting for the ball to drop? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[unfiltered me @lostphenomenon]

Male friend of mine- idk what the big deal about a bad date is. The worst that can happen is I wasted a night.
Me- the worst that could happen is I could be raped and murdered.

THAT is the reality of being a woman