Dan Cooper

Hard work beats talent, when talent isn't working hard.

[jake @wormpuller]

Grab somebody’s horses give em hay

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

The best Gandalf moment in Lord Of The Rings is when he’s freaking out because Sauron now knows everything that Pippin knows and then he remembers that Pippin doesn’t know shit about fuck.

[josh @joshypooper]

how do i join the boiled egg community

[rune sword @runesword1]

they’re painting me completely gold and escorting me to the top of the ziggurat tonight. funnn

[caveman @lost_caveman79]

today hunt bad

spear break

[steven @mynounswentpro]

*trying to sound cool ordering a drink*
yeah give me a coke and just jack all over it

[rune sword @runesword1]

guys, never miss loan repayments if you borrowed from a vampire. just watched my buddy get abducted by a swarm of bats. he’s fucking gone

[── .☆ Sad @thesadpriest]

maybe i should get into rp after all

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

I could never be a pilot I’d abuse that fucking microphone and just force the people on board to listen to me. I’d make every flight a podcast episode

[Jakey @KeyJay115]

I liked HOTD S3 but this shit is mogging it so badly

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

POV: It's 2005 and you fell asleep watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

lighting a cig in an open field in the uk

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Eclipse

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[marcuscmoore @dalgaDH]

Im gonna build a big tesco on top of dobbys grave. Fuck that little prick

[ّ @o_____o]

this is genuinely the funniest thing said in the entirety of game of thrones