trashfiretass

it’s time to go home

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

I would be the character in a 1840s novel that would be prescribed a stay seaside for my weak constitution

[Reductress @Reductress]

Bisexual? Woman Excited to See Both 'Oppenheimer' and 'Barbie': https://t.co/wHOUm1hM2B

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

‘I can do hard things’ I say to myself as I mentally prepare to take my weekly hairwashing shower

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

‘I can do hard things’ I say to myself to try and quiet the rumbling meltdown I see on the horizon induced by the realization of buying the wrong kind of gluten free bread. The seed kind.

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Hi @JetBlue can you help me get home? You don’t have any flights from Phoenix to NYC! Please help? I’m stranded!

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Does Miley Cyrus know that her early music is still the soundtrack of high school graduations

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

@sanak_6252 NYC baby

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

I can’t do it all but I can send you sweet memes in times of hardship

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

If Jo from Little Women was your favorite character you’re gay now

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

I don’t know who’s out there spreading false information to my mom, but someone told her they added A to the end of LGBTQIA+ to include Ally looooolllll

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Petition to put Mike White on The Traitor!

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Her original stance on them has never wavered

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Rosie has effectively pavlioved me into hating and being afraid of skateboards

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

James Cameron would definitely try to f*c* that

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Why don’t psychiatrist hand out a cheat code with their diagnosis

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Also Kate Winslet as an indigenous medicine woman doing a really bad fake Polynesian accent?? It didn’t have to be that way

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Avatar 2 is giving Rachel Dolezal realness

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

My Uber driver just called me out for saying “do do” and honestly great

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Sure she’s hot but does she dilly dally? Does she loaf about or fritter away? Is she a meandering type

[trashfiretass @lostwithelena]

Potentially have to get an extraction and getting my insurance to cover anything is like pulling teeth