Richard Potato

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Well well well look who’s a genious

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Had to try it.

https://t.co/kxOhZSWmfw

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

God wants me to use my Friday night to prep for class next week. This is how I honor God.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

I think I need to quit my job and, well, you know the rest

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

@hotdamhistorian The people who show up will not have done the reading.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Cognitive Surrender is so hot right now.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

I'll try to remember this exact formulation in an emergency situation

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

An image from this morning's FERPA-training module

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

pooping would be gay as hell if time reversed 😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

@regularaugust This is just Dark Wordsworth

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Trying to teach my cats that they both have the right to the sun patch. It's not nice to be mean in the sun patch.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

@MenoDolce All life is forced life. Nobody asks to be created.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Idgaf if AI causes human extinction I just want my students to stop cheating.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Fantomina would make a great It’s Always Sunny episode. Dennis Reynolds as Beauplaisir, thinks he’s running the D.E.N.N.I.S system on 4 different women. The waitress as Fantomina, playing all 4 women.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Had a dream that I was trying to be a comedian, and a bunch of comedians got me in to a room to do an intervention to tell me to stop embarrassing myself. Probably no deeper message here.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

Lunch is a fake meal. The purpose of eating food in the middle of the day is to quiet the hunger pangs and get you to dinner. You should not be feeling “good” or satisfied at work. Work is where you go to feel bad. During the lunch hour you should be seething, not eating.

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

@doubtline Such a banger

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

I refuse to travel without packing a second monitor. How else am I supposed to get work done while on vacation?

[Richard Potato @LouCocks]

@Streetcar89 I have depression and I want this to happen