parasite

do you even fucking fart bro

[parasite @loudparasite]

fuck this i'm gonna go take a shit

[🦥 @coupsuga]

in tears at these moms playing pretend with their daughters

[모(10디페 통판/현장수령 폼 접수중!) @M0_MO_momo]

그린게 없을땐 러프를 올려

[Jake Clover @DahlHernschwink]

basketball tournament

[むじゅらっちょ @MAJORAccio]

まったく目的のわからない照明に
意味を与えてやるなどをした。

[parasite @loudparasite]

When your plug is your family member

[Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢ @TokenOfTheMonth]

This is legit the first time ive ever laughed at any of his shenanigans what would possess him to do this lmfaoooo

[ecco @loonapilld]

THIS FUCKING MOOD SGZUDHJDBDZXV

[iza @1h07min]

gente isso é MUITO sério.

[Matt Sumf @MattSumf]

Asked this kid for a picture of his shirt and he made this face unprovoked

[Rue 🏴‍☠️ @RueAlar]

ready for saturday.

[kae 🍰🐾 @faggotofdecay]

this is taking me out

[a @escapefromseI]

omfg

[parasite @loudparasite]

@ohayochokii Wait 👀 imma need that link

[parasite @loudparasite]

@reoak47 @ascendingstarJ You don’t know me bro these parasocial relationships are getting outta hand

[parasite @loudparasite]

Smoking is gay because you suck until white stuff comes out

[parasite @loudparasite]

He looks like a walrus

[jury @dyiingwill]

what's the opposite of baby fever

[parasite @loudparasite]

@reoak47 @ascendingstarJ Some of us have lives off Twitter

[parasite @loudparasite]

@reoak47 @ascendingstarJ Ughhhhhhh I wanted to spend my break on Twitter not replying to you but fine

[parasite @loudparasite]

How it feels to apologize to my girlfriend for making a bad joke

[parasite @loudparasite]

@reoak47 @ascendingstarJ @elonmusk @X @jackblack

[parasite @loudparasite]

@reoak47 @ascendingstarJ I’m aware