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[James Tyler @JamesTylerESPN]

Kyle Schwarber earned Wawa lovers an additional spell of discounted hoagies, and now he’s earned free tacos for the entire nation. There isn’t a better baseball player perhaps ever. And there never will be.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking: Adidas has cut ties with Kanye West.

[mr @matttitudinal]

a gatorade … lemon-lime … or blue if they’re out

[pj @pjayevans]

Taking my James corden posters down

[Rare @stfuayen]

Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king

[🐊🌚 @LouisGuitton]

@teej3188 Saw this earlier today. Crazy.

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

How to prepare for Zoom meeting

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

The DEN Broncos have played in Primetime 3 of the first 5 weeks.

I am sick of watching this team…

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Instead of making marijuana legal, Biden should make INFLATION illeagal. RT if u agree!!!

[badger @badger69420]

—Interviewer: Do you have any special skill that can benefit our company?

Me:

https://t.co/0aX4LQyIol

[🐊🌚 @LouisGuitton]

Maybe I’m naive but based on recent media fetterman by a million

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Dr. Oz wants to ban smokers from the workforce and called for a nationwide law allowing companies to disqualify them from being hired.

Oz: “I don’t think you should hire smokers.”

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

On the way to golf On the way home

[Django Gold @django]

tall boys are great if you’re ever craving an ice-cold beer followed by a warm beer

[brent @murrman5]

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

[Brendan Kergin @BKergin]

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

That's beautiful, Rami.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

is it just me or is ted cruz getting too into these memes

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

Everything everywhere all at once