Lou Taylor

I HAVE BRITNEY IN MY BASEMENT AND I’M NEVER LETTING HER GO.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

The message from the Daily Fail seems to be that Tories are easily distracted sexist snobs. Seems about right.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

Man who failed to notice fifty people having a Christmas party in his own house is distracted by legs.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

Women have legs shocker.

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Women in politics face sexism and misogyny every day - and I’m no different.

This morning’s is the latest dose of gutter journalism courtesy of @MoS_Politics

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[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@eyespymp And? So bloody what.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@IanDunt They’re allowed to if the honesty of an MP is being debated.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@jonhillcock It’s like Tom’s face gave up halfway (he’s still v good-looking though)

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@MichaelTakeMP @Jacob_Rees_Mogg LOL

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Tories are totally the ‘no room at the inn’ guy.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@DavidTCDavies @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak You don’t get to decide, you work for us remember.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@joymorrissey @BorisJohnson My priority is that you all resign. That’s what taking full responsibility looks like.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@scottygb Bags of pasta only cost 50p..

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg So men don’t and shouldn’t control women. So you’re pro-choice and OK with a woman’s right to choose an abortion.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@pritipatel You could ask them tbh..

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

All @Keir_Starmer needs to do is RT Susie everyday and he’d instantly be 100% more effective opposition.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'snollygoster' (19th century): an unprincipled person in office who is motivated by personal rather than public gain.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@RishiSunak It starts at home dude.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

If you’re equating your vote for Brexit with what Ukrainians are going through you really can go f**k yourself @BorisJohnson

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

Get your Britney ear-rings here! Each time I get wrongly tagged it gives me the chance to flog some.. so hit me baby! https://t.co/K1S9ioEkw9 #freebritney #notthatloutaylor

[QUEEN BRITNEY SPEARS @Tilea44565019]

FK U @loutaylor

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@Mr_Bingo The Crown is the best pub for food. And the flower museum on the high street is so wonderful. I think it’s still £1 to get in.

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

@Tilea44565019 I’m not that Lou Taylor! But I do make #britney ear-rings you may like https://t.co/K1S9ioEkw9

[Lou Taylor @loutaylor]

At this point you have to question what side the UK gvt is on..

[Em @irreductible_Em]

France is already giving out free train tickets to travel accros France and even free Eurostar tickets to go to the U.K., as well as free packed meals and places to stay …. What is the U.K. doing ?????