Hillary

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

[Hillary @lov3hill]

I'm so Happy!!! @TheEllenShow @ThereThereCatie @iigalz #wheredidmyhatgo

[Hillary @lov3hill]

We decided to return the favor! @TheEllenShow @ThereThereCatie @iigalz #photobomb

[Hillary @lov3hill]

Jared Leto and Ellen DeGeneres totally photo bombed our backstage picture. @TheEllenShow @ThereThereCatie @iigalz

[Hillary @lov3hill]

Havin a great time with our girl Ellen! @TheEllenShow @ThereThereCatie @iigalz #wishtherewasmorepizza

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Hillary @lov3hill]

Kangaroo births are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...everything good and beautiful in the world is dead to me @holubackgurl

[Hillary @lov3hill]

I just want to be able to sing like christina aguilera and dance like shakira...is that to much to ask?

[Hillary @lov3hill]

Good to be home #sopris @ Carbondale, CO http://t.co/uKoNy8B21O

[Hillary @lov3hill]

Bitches love tamales

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

One of my toughest accomplishments to achieve was being kicked out of a Waffle House in Georgia #PukedOnPlateAtCounter

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@MrGoatsmilk: my nan's kitten fell over and still can't get up. http://t.co/a9XPxDhKl4”

Haha. So bewildered.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(318): A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

[Hillary @lov3hill]

"Naked is my pajamas..." Annika Johnson

[Hillary @lov3hill]

Ummmm.... http://t.co/v3n4mZW7