ashlee

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it, sometimes life is about riskng everything for a dream no one can see but you

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Farmer's Daughter Country Market is offering 2 acres of land to anyone willing to work at their newest location on a Nova Scotia island.

[Lazy RxMan @LazyRxMan]

"Did you hear about all the car thefts from our parking lot?" -- words to keep people from coming back.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

well damn

[Isaac @IsaacRodgers]

Protesters in Charlotte be like...

[adam pally @adampally]

You know how drunk everyone is in any buildings elevator anywhere in NY passed 8pm? Blastered drunk!

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Life is better through red eyes.

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

When u sleep over ur friends house and they don't give you a blanket

[Publix @Publix]

We’re open, Mooresville! Stop by your new Publix for friendly service you’ll love. https://t.co/8dbXKhsI37

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

Did you have a question, sir?

"Yes i do. Can you tell me the difference between Vitamin B12 and Vitamin B negative 12?"

I did not laugh

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

$1 subs at Jimmy John's from 11:00am-3:00pm on April 21st, RT to save a life. 😋 #JJDollarSubDay

[ashlee @loveashleee]

@loveMandieLee 😪😥