artie ➶

✰ the little wizard who could ✰ ♏︎ ☉ | ♋︎ ☽ + ↑ ✰ he ✰

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

it’s me, howl. from the moving castle. what’s your social security number

[dre 🌲 @hesbieon]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a shirtless man

[Horse slug @horseslug]

My groin is completely flat and smooth. Ive never had a sexual thought and I am incapable of perversion

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

hey just so you guys know i have dyed hair and piercings and a sense of personal style and i get mostly he’d with a little they. you can be whatever kind of man you want i promise

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

i didn’t really anticipate the number of people who would mishear my name as “arnie” but i can’t be mad because i definitely do serve arnold

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

one of the weirder things about being a man is my sudden willingness to spend $50+ on a hat???

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

fucking obsessed that our work slang for using the bathroom is gpg (go piss girl)

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

me when secondhand smoke

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

genuinely one of my favorite smells is someone smoking a cigarette next to me

[bay @patricidenjoyer]

i think everyone should get fatter and hairier and lose their fear of looking their age and i think it’s dire

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

sweet pill makes some of the most capricorn-coded music i’ve ever heard

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

you’ve met me at a very from under the cork tree demos time of my life

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

@sillyfawkes bro the voices are right

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

@sillyfawkes she’s not wrong tho

[Cate Young 🪏 @battymamzelle]

I mean, your joy is not really an act of resistance if it's generating revenue for the very systems oppressing you.

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

don’t think the uber driver loves that i’m a clown rn

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

hot take: i take public transit because it feeds my soul. no one could offer me a slice of pizza or tell me it’s too cold for me to be wearing a leather jacket if i’m traveling alone in my car. i would never know that strangers notice and care

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

i don’t freak unless froken to

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

kinda irritating that everyone else is taking the testosterone that makes them men and i am taking the testosterone that makes me odd-looking

[demon girlfriend @alicex275x]

my worst sin is not doing enough of the weird sex shit im into

[artie ➶ @lovefoolery]

a flare for the iambically pentameteric