Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀

A true Latin lover. Rock and roll party queen.

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@DavidFBrand Don’t forget “homosexual”

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

Tell me I’m wrong. #JurassicWorldRebirth

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@charliekirk11 Hey Charlie, did you know 163 years ago over 23k people were killed on US soil? Oh yeah, by each other, Christians vs. Christians. But we sure keep letting them run things.
SHUT UP

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

Ready for #IdesOfTrump

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

I’ve always included “above and beyond” on rubrics for student projects but from now on that standard is going to be “what Jon Chu did for Wicked” so anyway good luck to my students ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #wicked

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

I’ll say it louder for y’all new to the fan club, but L. F. Baum, Gregory Maguire, Stephen Schwartz, and Jon Chu all said EXACTLY what they meant to say… and it isn’t murky. #Wicked

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

White men, am I right? @KamalaForGA @KamalaHarris @VP
#Kamala4President2024

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

I guess you could say @VP Kamala has just been biden her time heh heh

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@alyankovic this is so important for you to see… these are my 3 year old twins performing their first hit at daycare!

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

Everyone annually getting upset about all the birds given in the 12 Days of Xmas are just feeding into the “birds are real” propaganda. Wake up sheeple, the bigger problem is this guy is actually giving you empty boxes and pretending he’s a beacon of generosity. JUST LIKE A MAN

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

What have the orcas been up to since #Barbenheimer weekend?

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@AncientRomeLive @DariusAryaDigs I am trying to get in and it says it needs a passcode?

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

Love that Michelle won, but the fact that Ke Huy Quan won over Raccacoonie is abysmal. #Oscars

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@KatCorbett Pancake Day isn’t actually just a “dumb holiday”, it’s another name for Shrove Tuesday and basically functions the same as Mardi Gras in some countries!

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

The two genders:

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Non-binary donkey: THEY-haw

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Who did this!? 🤣

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@omgskr 💀💀💀 (like dickens)

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@TotallyAllen To this day I know I’m a funny person because you laughed at my wedding vows

[Sarah E. G-Ruff 🐀 @loveled13]

@pier1 just discovered your chicken tenders and tried to purchase, but it says shipping is unavailable to me? Why? It’s not a PO Box. Explain yourselves. I need these curated tendees.