𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. )

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

@CHASINGD3ATH Kuromii.

Tosses Helena's alt @ you.

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

@CHASINGD3ATH in place as she waited for him to get his shoes on.

She had her shoes on already, so it wouldn't take to terribly long for them to be out of the door.

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

Helena returned the smile, sitting up to meet the other's gaze.

" Now you're speaking my language. What Picture Show is playing? "

She has a habit of using slang from her time, something that isn't a second thought to her unless someone points it out-

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

@CHASINGD3ATH The brunette bit her lower lip in thought.

A rom-com did sound fun, but a good action movie did also.

Action it was, besides, they were seeing both, so the order didn't matter much.

" The action one, then the rom com! "

She's following behind Eddie, almost skipping ++

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

@CHASINGD3ATH to prevent fires.
Most times she rented something when it left theaters, but she felt safe enough with Eddie to step foot in one again.

" Can we see the Rom-Com and the Action one? "

She stood to her feet as he did, popping her knuckles.

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

@CHASINGD3ATH Hmm, all of them sounded fascinating.

then again most modern picture shows did, more special effects, things looked more realistic. There was sound.

It's been quite a while since she's been in a theater, but she was aware that the projectors were better quality ++

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

" How unfortunate. "

She gave the other a once over.

" Nice to meet you, Ash. "

She reaches a hand out for him to shake. A bit cold, but not enough to be super noticeable.

" Helena. "

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

Oh-… well, good, cuz that’s what happened, heh

*he shakes his head slightly and chuckles*

It’s fine. I’m Ash, by the way

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

" To be honest. The demon thing. It would make sense why it's a chainsaw.

See? don't you feel better? "

She beamed, a small fang poking out from her top lip.

" Though.. I am sorry you lost your hand, chainsaw guy. "

Listen. she doesn't know his name-

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

Hmm… alright. What’s more believable: That or “my hand got possessed by a Kandarian demon and I had to cut it off with a chainsaw and used said chainsaw as a replacement hand?”

Because one of them is true

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

A raised brow.

He reeked of bullshit, she debated entertaining it, but she decided to ask again, in another way.

" Well, if you're telling the truth, look me in the eyes and tell me... besides. If it were a mere ' accident ' wouldn't a prosthetic hand be more appropriate? "

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

As for the chainsaw? I’m a handy man, and hey: it comes in handy… heh

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

" oh! do tell. "

listen. modern contraptions are interesting-

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

It’s, uhh…. Complicated

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

yes.

[𝓼𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 ᴅᴇᴀᴅɪᴛᴇs. @MANKINDlSDOOMED]

You guys think I’d look sexy in cowboy boots?

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

alright, she'll entertain it for a while longer, But it's his funeral.

" Awh. Do I look like a dog to you? Don't yank me, asshole. "

She followed behind, but not without making things slower by dragging her feet along, out of pure intentions of annoying the other.

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

" I'm not flirting. Wow.
You must really not get much attention.
How Cute. "

Helena flinched ever so slightly with a smirk. She was usually a peaceful vampire, not usually preferring to attack humans unless absolutely necessary.

Oh, so he wanted to play this game?

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

see after I take my leave on my own accord.

I could've done so at any time... but it's been a while since I've had any kind of entertainment. "

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

" You're not the first or the last.
but I won't break like one... what do they call it? porcelain? Yeah, I'm not fragile. "

She couldn't help but laugh, her hand reaching up to caress the metal that rested upon her skin.

" Goth has been a thing forever, sweetheart.

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

but you look like you could rot my teeth.

So... here's how this will go.

You will either get bored and scurry on to do whatever you do.

Or you can stand here with this baby knife to my throat for a few more moments.

Take in the scenery...
then I'll be the last thing you

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

when he knicked her skin again.

" Awh, that tickles.
Do it again. "

She tilted her head in thought.

" Oh? I know I'm valuable.
So is the necklace.

What did ya need with me anyway? "

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

" Oh? does it now? "

She's been alive long enough to be immune to most fears.

" Thank you, I strive to be funny. "

She replies with a returned sarcasm, biting her lower lip.

" Who said I wanted you that way either?

You have such a filthy mind, dear~ "

Helena giggled

[𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 ! ( parody. ) @lovelyvisagee]

( She had to hold back a smirk on that one. )

Try me.

I've seen strange things in my life.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

If I told ya, you wouldn't believe me.