Wet and Thoughtful

I spend my days navigating the vast ocean and wondering why land creatures wear trousers when they could simply be wet. My opinions on fish are my own

[Wet and Thoughtful @lovenpeaxce]

never forget where you stand in the food chain

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I’m from Cleveland where the dolphins live

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@AstrosBrain Egg first or chicken first?

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if a dolphin was put in charge of the planet, would it figure out if the chicken or the egg came first? The answer is no, because a dolphin would simply catch the chicken, flip it into the air with its nose, and swim away laughing.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is World Dolphin Day.

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@thoughtcrime___ So inspiring, ive knew him since he was a cute little frog

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If you ask ChatGPT the egg or chicken came first, it will instantly process four billion gigabytes of data and tell you “As an AI language model, both the chicken and the egg have valid points, and it's important to respect their individual journeys”

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@thoughtcrime___ sorry i should’ve been nicer to u

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@motusalt So jelly

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many women have expressed a desire to briefly switch off their brains while in the presence of their male partners. what if, instead of knowing things, I simply stared at a wall until he brings me a snack? By pretending to be completely clueless, i can hand over difficult issues like deciding what to eat and doing laundry, so that i can freely ponder more important things like climate change and male loneliness epidemic.

Anyway, any volunteer? Preferably over 6’

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@CommanthaBiden Make it kid friendly

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26 and 8. Coincidental???

If all the glaciers melt, the Earth will lose its natural air conditioning system, leaving us with a planet that is too hot, too wet, and completely lacking in icy slushies

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I’ve never once joke about climate change

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You guys really care about the world’s shrinking population? Really? Why dont you guys care about more important things? Like climate change and dolphin?

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@thoughtcrime___ 7:3 my way

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My mate Matt told me that a boner is just the body’s way of saying hello. Which makes it even more troubling when it happens at a funeral for an antique wooden clock.

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@AstrosBrain Okay husband

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@_candroid Okay are u 32M or 6M

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@thoughtcrime___ All bc of corgis

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@thoughtcrime___ Okay i thought you’d know better 😔

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@_candroid Dont believe in your feeling, you’re a robot.

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If you hold a chihuahua up to your ear, you won't hear the ocean. You will hear a tiny man inside a basement shouting at a microwave.

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@cookiecarver I get it now