town crier

the horrors persist but so do i (she/her)

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i was born pre installed with malware

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[hera @shiningdaisies]

trust me i know everything i just can't form a coherent sentence

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack

[elena 🏳️‍⚧️ @elenaknowsball]

ngl i really need bad things to start happening to bad people

[circe-pilled @drigbodoll]

there’s a war on divas

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…

[whalefact @awhalefact]

dolly parton, the whales sing for you tonight, rest in peace and know your light reached even the darkest expanses of this world

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.

[olivia 🪑 @livvywivvy7]

picking my skin picking my skin picking my skin

[❔❔❔ @14152651sS3xy]

in the car with family and the conversation starting to sound like it need a woke perspective

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝑒 @wavee325]

hola amigaaaaa perdón que tarde en responderte es q no hay mucha señal acá en el hoyo de la depresión

[abdullah @ysodumb_]

oh that two year gap on my resume was when i was the architect of my own hell.

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[Ama_r @Paraguscolors]

Love

Rebeca Fleur

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

getting so depressed you can’t even enjoy your favorite things

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

RIP 😞😞😞😞😞

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

it’s all corrupt girl