l o w e l l

Full time political tech engineer; Part time lighthouse keeper.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

Imagine a #shutdown where essential workers get paid… and Congress doesn't. Sadly, I'm doubtful that any of our elected officials would have the courage or common sense to propose such legislation. @RepJeffries @SenSchumer @SenWarren @SenMarkey @sethmoulton @SpeakerJohnson

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

@JamesBrownGirl I snuck backstage at a festival when I was 16 and ended up meeting James Brown...hands down one of the coolest experiences of my life, still have his autograph hanging on my wall!

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

@davidalangrier Bootleg sriracha with greens? 😟

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Am I too late to weigh in and wonder why another count wasn’t added to the indictment for a crime of interior decorating?

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

I wouldn't want to be the spy that draws the short straw and now has to go sift through the Mar-a-Lago trash cans #TrumpIndictment

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

💜🙏🏾💜

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

@MaxwellFrostFL "Decline is a choice" wtf does that even mean🤣

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Wow. Students are standing outside the Tennessee House right now and chanting, “Fuck you fascists.” Young people are absolutely pissed off & we are about to give Republicans hell like they’ve never seenZ We aren’t forgetting this.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

Word on the street is that Trump may be arrested today. This will be the first president that this has ever happened to.

I thought, "what if all of the presidents were comic book villains?"

This, here is my newest list of presidents you never asked for.

1. George Washington

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

You build it, someone will figure out how to incorrectly use it

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

@LinuxHandbook Spaghetti networking at its best

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Jimmy Carter won't just be going to heaven. He'll be going home. He built heaven himself in 1989, at no cost to the owner.

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

16 years after the JFK assassination #JimmyCarter pulled this bad ass stunt and rode around on top of his limo. To say the Secret Service must have been buggin' out is an understatement. Take a close look at the driver's face 😅

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

@davidalangrier I'm pretty sure it's still a felony in some southern states

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

The sound of dial up Internet will always be music to my ears

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

What dial-up internet sounded like:

[l o w e l l @lowellkitchen]

jfc what's next, allowing it on airplanes again? 🤮

[Patricia Zengerle @ReutersZengerle]

So there’s indoor smoking on the House side of the Capitol now that the Republicans have taken control.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fun fact: @SpeakerPelosi won nine consecutive leadership elections—on the first ballot.