Lauren Nash

PR & comms. Past @NerdWallet / @Zillow. @Cronkite_ASU alum. I mostly use this for work stuff now, but opinions are my own.

[Jon Matzner @MatznerJon]

I have a simple rule.

If you don't know who this is, you don't get to write online about time management and your "high performance schedule".

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

@flySEA it’s too late to fix this but can someone venmo me $30 for the diapers you threw away lol

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

Good morning to everyone except the person who took all our diapers out of our diaper bag at security and didn’t put them back in. Guess how we found out 🙃

[WSJ Podcasts @WSJPodcasts]

🎧Your credit score might be about to get a bounce . #MedicalDebt of under $500 is going to be lifted from people's credit reports. @NerdWallet's Sara Rathner joins host @JRWhalen with the scoop. https://t.co/z2LVOUpGga

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

Life pro tip: work with people who are kind to you. I went back to work on Wednesday and half a dozen other working parents have privately checked in on me. 10/10

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

my friend just described checking on my husband’s flight progress as “doing the Weasley clock thing” and I have never felt more called out in my entire life

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

everyone when this game ends

[Lookout Landing @LookoutLanding]

Mariners making up for 21 years of no playoffs by playing one inning for every year

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

I am unwell!!!!!!!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

GOODBYE BASEBALL.

HELLO POSTSEASON.

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

My child has only ever seen the Mariners be a playoff baseball team 🥲

[Seattle Times Sports @SeaTimesSports]

CAL RALEIGH WALKS IT OFF TO END THE DROUGHT

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

Being a Mariners fan is fun because your team will literally have a 99% chance of making the playoffs for the first time in 21 years and the whole city will still be like “idk I’m not getting my hopes up yet”

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

I really have the audacity to call myself a “low key, level-headed person” while having a funeral for my college “going out” dress before taking it to Goodwill

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

I still don’t fully embrace the comparison for myself personally, but I WOULD like to see Captain America try to do a load of laundry while baby wearing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

I used to kind of roll my eyes at the “Moms are superheroes” thing. Then my baby hit that phase where she cries if she is not being held by a person who is standing, and I stand (literally!!) corrected

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

✨Millennial things✨, grocery store edition:

1. Hitting the in-store Starbucks first
2. Panicking over which beer to buy
3. Using a parent’s phone number for store rewards because, despite approaching 30 and having a child of your own, you still don’t have your own account

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

We’re in the purple crying phase and the only consistent remedy is holding baby and having an ABBA dance party. I’m both proud of my child and terrified for what is to come.

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

Three weeks of motherhood and I have turned into a curmudgeon who is annoyed at the neighbors for their 10pm fireworks

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

In honor of Father’s Day, here is my experience with the first week and a half of parenthood, in four screenshots

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

altho I will say someone on the Tropicana team really dropped the ball here by putting almonds in this, because anyone who can eat almonds but not cow’s milk is gonna use almond milk in their cereal anyway. so congrats you have narrowed your tiny TAM even further

[Lauren Nash @lowrentea]

my husband does this because 1. he’s weird and 2. dairy allergies, and now he gets to brag about it being a marketing tactic that several people agreed was a good idea?! no thank you zero stars

[Tropicana @Tropicana]

15 million people have tried OJ on cereal. So how weird can it be? Find out for yourself when #TropicanaCrunch drops on #NationalOJDay