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[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@SFBDim Holy shit I remember that flash game.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

I am so tired of the DnD discourse. It just this comic over and over. People who don't want to learn any of the rules of the game and want to change it into their favorite podcast.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@dannooze Robots should of really been more. It was an amazing looking series.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

The look the DM gives when the theater kid transplant tries to remove the dice and replace it with bad acting

[Doig & Swift @DoigSwift]

Dice in DND is asking the universe for an impartial decision to inject spontaneity into a scenario neither player nor DM can predict.

The mental cost of a bad role after great RP feels like a punishment, and the table now has to react to a number rather than the narrative.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@DoigSwift This isn't DND anymore, it's just LARPing with friends. It also makes for a worse story as it removes the stakes and conflicts you could face and replaces it with a button that just makes you win. No character growth no lesson, just snappy comebacks and hollow victories.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

The fuck do you mean the American version of Mahjong changes rules every year and you have to buy some booklet to know the changes. How does that even function.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@DAKKADAKKA1 Honestly that's probably for the best. This game seems to be in the same vein as stuff like Max Payne where the story works great as linear.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

If you ever want to ruin any game night, just put money down. Have you ever seen a man play monopoly with a quick 200 on the line? Gets real intense real fast.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@kiwitalkz The funniest thing Rockstar could do is decide this late to delay the game again and screw everyone who already decided to delay their games

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

I wanted to go to a music festival near by and the weekend pass looked modest and then the camping was somehow more expensive than the entire weekend pass.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@heytherenrds "spare her this mog from this quote retweet"

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

recently realized one of my favorite tropes in those "we kicked the most useful person out of our adventuring party" slop shows is when they realize they completely fucked up and begin to eat shit wondering "huh this used to be easy??"

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

Had a dream about the apocalypse happening while I was at a music festival which sucked but the good news is even in the apocalypse there was a mcdonalds

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

Does anyone remember the red ring of death the old xbox 360s used to have? I feel like that wouldn't fly at all today. Microsoft would be doing everything on social media to put out fires while in 2008 it was like "oh i guess its time to wrap my xbox in towels and pray"

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

I think I spent 10 years in a career I do not like and now need to make a pivot. Sucks but I guess it's better than just keep on going down a wrong path.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@HardwareSteam $1100 for the machine with controller. $700 for the frame, the small model. Honestly really hoping all of it comes under 2k.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@danisaurzx @OshiConnect_ Gotta do a Laimu one now to complete the sloppy set.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

Everyday I pray for AI to implode. I no longer care if it takes the global economy with it.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Valve has raised Steam Deck prices in the US

• 1TB OLED $649 -> $949
• 512GB OLED $549 -> $789

still out of stock

https://t.co/k3U9h1geJ0

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

I think what bothers me about the Steam Deck prices is that it's more money for a product that hasn't been improved beyond its release. Valve should of made some small slight improvements to the Deck and released it under a different version if they can't match the old price.

[Local Lizard Person @LowResCryptid]

@HEIWA_RENE Yes please. This is genuinely a really cool concept you got here.