Lauren98

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

Why on Earth take off Sesko for Amad. If we lose this it’s down to Carrick #MNULIV

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Tottenham adding Roberto De Zerbi as their manager.

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

Dorothy while in the castles basement listening to Elphaba and Glinda singing in Wicked for Good

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

@EASFCDirect PC is unplayable on Rivals. Players just stand there unable to be controlled. Paid £80 for this and can’t even play it!!

[Chief @chiefflips]

@DiscussingFilm

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

I hope yall see the vision.

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Oh @Wayfair you are so weird

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

DUDE

[mehow @mehow123]

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

😭

[David Williamson @theirishego]

8 years ago I was "invited" to a mandatory #PIP assessment after returning the 80-page @DWPgovuk questionnaire with a post-it note saying "As I'm not a salamander my legs haven't grown back."

This is what happened next...

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

Why is the Instagram notification sounding like a UFO? 👽

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

Good job it’s misty at wolves. Coz you can hardly see us playing shit
#WOLMUN

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

@GforceGill Yeah. I had an error message come up. But just got a text message lol. No good now

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

Anyone else unable to vote?

#ImACeleb

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

Really annoying now that the votes closed now. No one would have voted lol

[Lauren98 @loza_wolf]

@AbsoluteBruno 😂