Verified Jedi

He/him.
No-support parent.
Polyglot developer.
CodeMonkey.
Fedora Linux enthusiast.
Star Wars and LARP fanatic.
Growing geeker everyday!

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

Iran never needed to defeat the US army. Iran just needed to resist until the world's oil reserves were empty.
They did. Now that they tested this strategy, they'll blockade the Strait again when they need leverage against the US.

https://t.co/CMxq7iRhjy

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

We're now at eleven (11) #ReformUK councilors that either resigned, died, misunderstood what they were running for or straight up didn't exist. These are clowns, not serious people.

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@reformparty_uk lies to the public, that's how they get their votes. https://t.co/kzWrCcth48

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@valvesoftware @Steam Now explain to us why you didn't use a reservation system to start with. It's because you actually wanted scalpers to flock in and fill you with money, isn't it?

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@gabefollower Too smart for them

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@KlassischeMann @OrderandChaoshe @valvesoftware @Steam Why lie, though? Do you get anything by making up these falsehoods?

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@KlassischeMann @valvesoftware @Steam You clearly haven't lived through any Nintendo launch, since the Nintendo Switch 2 launch was exactly the example to follow to stave off scalpers.

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@KlassischeMann @valvesoftware @Steam It's literally, not.

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@valvesoftware @Steam

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@valvesoftware "not everyone who wanted one was able to get it" is corpospeak for "almost no one managed to buy it"?

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@valvesoftware How
Did
You
Not
Plan
For
Scalpers
?

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@Steam had zero plans to fend off scalpers. They should have followed the example of Nintendo with the Switch 2.

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

Questo sul sito di @ItalyinLDN . Io ho inviato la richiesta di registrare mia figlia 17 settimane fa, cioè QUATTRO MESI, e ancora non è evasa. Avrà il passaporto prima di compiere un anno di età? Io dico di no. INACCETTABILE LENTEZZA E PIGRIZIA! @ItalyinUK @ItalyMFA

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

... Impossible to reach the right department to lodge a complaint.
One of the most anti-consumer companies I've had to deal with.

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

I swear, having to deal with @WeAreOpenreach and @Plusnet bouncing me back and forth just to have my fibre order, WHICH I PLACED IN FEBRUARY, fulfilled before MAY, is a layer of customer service hell I did not need. Openreach is organised with the sole purpose of making it..

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

#TACO

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@dvassallo @jetpackjoe_ My wife delivered two babies in a single payer countries - both times she was the only woman in the delivery room.
Make your lies more believable

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

https://t.co/tc0S3RH7rz

[Verified Jedi @LoZeno]

@007GameIOI *Miscommunication" or someone fed a prompt to an AI then copy pasted the result without double checking?