🏑Loz Thornton🏑

Project Manager, Hockey Coach, Blade, Dad

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@BlademarkSUFC How many times? Wilder does the same in big matches. 😔 1-0 should mean you press the advantage, not drop 11 players to the edge of the box.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@DadJokeMan finished eating and hadn't eaten all my peas, so I called the dog in and put some in my hand. I told him not to eat them and went "ding ding ding, ding ding ding" the I let him eat them. When V and H looked at me I said "I've just awarded him his No Bell Peas Prize".

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@SheffieldUnited How the hell is Hoever starting. I'd prefer us to draw a random fan out of the crowd than see him in the XI

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@Panchero That is an unfortunate url address 😳...

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

Have any of these #England players even met each other before, let alone played together? The lack of coordination is astounding.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@ToddySUFC @SheffieldUnited We're going to struggle. The big(ish) sharks are already circling. If they get to the WC and he shines (which he will in the group stages), it's just a matter of how much we can get. Any clever club would look at signing Seriki too as they link up and overlap well.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@SheffieldUnited 10 mins before HT I stuck £5 on Norwich to score the next goal. That's how predictable we are.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@SheffieldUnited Oh well. I didn't want any points this afternoon anyway.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@Panchero They really are deluded. I saw one post saying that it didn't matter to them as with their new owners they'd quickly overtake us and be back in the Prem in 5 years. Obviously that was before their preferred buyer pulled out.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

Josh Widdecombe's Dad looks like someone said, "ChatGPT, show me an image of Gandalf, an Elf, and a Hobbit as one person". Oddly, this is not meant as an insult

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@TheStokeStand @SheffieldUnited We're really not. We've not got a settled team, system, or formation. Win one, lose one. We have the players to be tip 6, but they're all playing as individuals.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@RealTimVine Me neither. At an elite level, males are faster, stronger, and can hit the ball harder.

It still makes me laugh how many pub bores still think they could match the elite women players.

What I don't get is why women are not competing at darts, there's no advantage from strength?

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@TRobinsonNewEra I saw a report this afternoon of a well-known and self admitted villain, with a following of hundreds of foreign-sounding supporters saying he was going to steal the Moon! When are the police and Starmer going to do something?!

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@LizWebsterSBF Fine. Stock it, label it, No-one will buy it.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@SheffieldUnited Only my recycling has more bottles than this team.

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@TheBladette You're a very vocal, active Blade, so some sad tw@s see you as a target. Ignore them. Don't give them the satisfaction of spoiling your day. Happy Birthday 🎂

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@RpsAgainstTrump Not saying that Ukraine did it, but why is it ok for Russia to indiscriminately bomb Ukrainian Civilians but illegal for anyone to target Putin?

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@Stroud_Dylan @petercrouch Split the C?

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@darren_lehmann I love the English/Yorkshire restraint. He's scored a few tons, but this was a big one. But there's no whooping, hollering, high fives, just stand up and clap. "That'll do lad, now get your head down"

[🏑Loz Thornton🏑 @lozthornton]

@trussliz No-one tried to silence you, you utter melt. If they had, you would not have crashed the UK economy (and this is not misogyny, Kwasi was your accomplice, but the buck stops with you). If you really want to fight for the West, defend Ukraine.