Lindsey

identity theft is not a joke, jim

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[amber @dingusofficial]

I wish there were more things that made us all say fuck work and go outside at the same time

[trash jones @jzux]

not fight, not flight, but a secret third option (call my mom about it)

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Would Do So Many Interesting Things If I Didn’t Have to Work,’ Says Woman Who Would Mostly Sleep: https://t.co/7Q3stWLl1p

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tony Soprano summer (having anxiety and hanging by the pool)

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[Lindsey @lpblease]

The only correct answer is Dolly Parton

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If we had to choose one celebrity to negotiate peace with aliens, who would it be?

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

my dog looking at my camera roll

[Lindsey @lpblease]

Cole to Colleen:
#LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I want to live in a country where a woman who’s raped has more rights than the man who raped her.

[Lindsey @lpblease]

I hate April Fool’s Day

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Onto the next chapter. 🏴‍☠️

[charlie @chunkbardey]

doing dry january except for whenever im in the mood for a drink

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

Monday, again

[Lindsey @lpblease]

Becoming a female engineer is all fun and games until there’s no one to talk about Real Housewives with at lunch

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

me: after work I’m gonna go for a run and then cook dinner and read a book

me after work: