Landshark McLoudmouth

Actively trying to domesticate a raccoon 🦝

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

#CookieTablePam isn’t the Mom Pittsburgh asked for, but the Mom Pittsburgh deserves. GOD BLESS #CookieTablePam

[Mikey @fsmikey]

#CookieTablePam cannot be stopped by storms, downed power lines, heavy traffic...she is going to GET THOSE COOKIE TABLE COOKIES TO THE WEDDING!

Amazing job by @BeauWTAE (Full video https://t.co/3ihIAbEA5Q)

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

If only the basketball team dunked on their opponents the way Stephanie does, WVU would’ve been the new UNC or Duke.

[Ethan Bock @ethanbock_]

West Virginia University responds to Bob Huggins:

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@STRAWBERRYWlNE @NoahKahan I’d scream, cry, throw up, and immediately just move into my therapist’s office.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@Ez_duz_itt As a person who has a whole degree in fraud you’d be surprised at how many cases start with a tip. Taylor Swift is protecting the public. She is a woman of the people.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

Muffin from Bluey is a Capricorn. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

Most of the people who actively hate on her music or concerts just hate women 🤷🏻‍♀️ sure. There are legitimate criticisms with TS like any artist but a solid 85% of the critics out there just hate the idea of women having fun.

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

Post your opinions on Taylor Swift:

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

I’ve never related to anything more in my life.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@deirdremcguinn8 @lizzo Derry Girls is literally the perfect sitcom. I had some pretty deep trauma in 2021 (not gonna get into it but it was ROUGH) and Derry Girls was one of the first things I actually laughed at. I would, quite literally, ride into battle for Orla McCool

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@lizzo The Witcher is amazing. Lotta nudity though so if that’s not going to jive with who else is on your flight, Bob’s Burgers is always good choice.

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The way that men publicly out themselves as creeps defending a 30 something dating a teenager is disappointing but not surprising. Just because it’s legal doesn’t make it okay.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@forgetmenot49 Sophie Turner seems like she would be losing her mind laughing at her husband. I love their relationship.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

The nicest thing @taylorswift13 ever did for us was to wait to release “Electric Touch (feat. @falloutboy)(TV)(FTV)” when the majority of her fan base is in their late 20’s/early 30’s so we would never have to associate this BANGER of a song with shitty high school boys.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@NoahKahan It is #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion Day. Please sir, I beg you, think of our emotions. I cannot handle SNTV and a song about a dog. I can’t. 😭

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@HawleyMO So you agree? People should be offered asylum in the United States regardless of race or religion? Weird because you’ve voted the complete opposite way.

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@FSBigBob Sweet Baby Jesus and the Grown One Too, that’s a huge YIKES. A massive bummer for everyone who bought tickets. Very unfair. If they could handle 73K for Eras they should definitely be able to handle Renaissance. 🙄

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

My favorite thing is assigning canonically non-Swiftie characters from fantasy shows “Eras”. It makes the men very mad. Mostly because I’m right.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@blyzilla IM SORRY HAS HE NEVER EXPERIENCED THE APEX OF MODERN CINEMA THAT IS THE “DIG!” SCENE

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

So…sails???

[CNN @CNN]

Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean – and slash their carbon emissions https://t.co/AkxJPXlh5J

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

@swiftoursonggg Hits Different

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

Why are y’all scandalized by Biden using a CPAP? Of all the things that could go wrong with an 80 year old President’s health, snoring is pretty low on the disaster ranking.

But this is an excellent reminder to STOP. ELECTING. OLD. PEOPLE.

[Landshark McLoudmouth @LPC_1992]

The Orcas have been training for this.

[CNN @CNN]

Royal Caribbean International’s Icon of the Seas will debut in 2024 and promises more than 40 ways to dine, drink and be entertained https://t.co/DHqbd5wq93